Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Unironically I've read the bible front to back at least several times as a child, but I have no recollection on what the fuck goes on in there at all.

deadlyAdder wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:19 am

you guys have to PAY for something as SIMPLE as VACCINES????? jesus christ just when i thought america couldn't get worse

This implies that you don't have to, which makes me but also

Honestly, a lot of things I wouldn't mention to IRL people unless we were just that close? But like, Spore will forever hold a place in my heart, warrior cats dips in and out but with all of the new shit still coming out im tempted to re-read everything up to current? I love nancy drew, and I've gon...

I was unironically into Hetastuck back when Hetalia was popular. Now I panhandle in front of the WhatPumpkin offices for SBURB lore development. Honest to god I don't recall a single fucking thing about Hetastuck. I know it was there but I just, never saw any of the content or something. If it's wh...

Hell Terezi could've lead the last of the trolls and the humans herself! She seemed plenty capable of ordering people(John) around while on deaths doorstep, and he followed her rules! So, why Vriska in the first place? because romance and Andrew wanted his waifu back :andrew: It's not even good rom...

Snip. Uh...crap. You may be right. I think Vriska was at least less Sueish in Act 5, where her actions led to her demise and all the characters agreed she was pretty messed up. (Actually, if she'd just stayed dead, Vriska might've been an interesting sympathetic villain and a good character.) In Ac...

In HS2 (and arguably, post-retcon HS1), Vriska is aggressive and violent, but these traits never hinder her progress or hurt someone else. When she is rude to the kids, she stops their petty argument. When she impulsively reveals their hiding-place, she hurts the police and reporters who were waiti...

On one hand this is disappointing, but on the other hand if (good) changes are being made, then I guess I'll be willing to see how they drag this from dumpsterfire to less of that. Also, where are you getting the idea that Kate might be stepping out, I haven't heard anything about it. (Outside of th...

How to deal with anger? Petty stuff like anger over an argument, or over something small going wrong. Anger management isn't my strong suit. :tense: I've dealt with anger issues all my life---biggest tip I can give you is to really, truly just step back from the conversation and walk away. Seriousl...

By my "best friend" of like....5-6 years at the time, who also was my abuser lmfao. But honestly? Them getting me into homestuck is like the only good thing they've done, next to getting me into Spore, Spyro, and Deviant art years prior .-.

Edit: I think I got in late 2012?

Idk if they took her into the future skip, because if they didn't she might be dead now :(

Even if she is, you would think there would still be a ton of Grimdork Lalonde-Egbert consorts running around. Which means Rose and John would have a fuck ton of great-great-great xwhatever grandchildren?

Okay, but like do we have to go to a football match to get booze, because I don't do sports man :/// It's like sneakers, man. You don't need them for running but it sure helps. Also what's the quintessential college experience without el f ú t b o l ? Honestly, Idk but like if I can't bang them the...

Okay, but like do we have to go to a football match to get booze, because I don't do sports man :///

Honestly the fact that Jade isn't on a total war path to maul Jane over kidnapping her child is what's ruining this aspect for me. Like you really can't convince me that Jade wouldn't go all out and destroy everything in her path to get her child back, being a secret child or not. good point. i ass...

Rosemary is a boring ship because Rose and Kanaya were already basically the same character with some surface-level differences. Unpopular? shipping opinion: Davekat would be infinitely more interesting if Dave and Karkat were kismeses instead of matesprits. They already had the rival dynamic going...

Honestly the fact that Jade isn't on a total war path to maul Jane over kidnapping her child is what's ruining this aspect for me. Like you really can't convince me that Jade wouldn't go all out and destroy everything in her path to get her child back, being a secret child or not.

ಠ_ಠ Whenever I looked over at Homestuck tumblr, it was like 80% stream-of-consciousness update reactions, and most of the rest was artists. I keep forgetting what a shitfest it apparently was/is at other times. Honestly that's fair, but with how casual/more open this stuff has become on some platfo...

I honestly feel like we should've seen more of the kids/trolls complete their land quest, I find it rather disappointing that because a majority of them didn't do this, that we didn't get to see the versions of themselves that sburb wanted! The trolls, I'd have loved to see that. The kids, though, ...

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Sun May 17, 2020 4:29 pm

harmoniousCalamity wrote: ↑

Sun May 17, 2020 2:18 pm

lots of based takes

damn youre based af

honestly have no idea what this means but I'm assuming this is a compliment so thanks

Since this was posted on a few days ago, I feel like I should post my Hottest Takes both about homestuck and it's fandom: Roxygen is just a knock off of grimdorks. and even has less development than grimdorks. (which is rather unfortunate as otherwise I would've considered it a cute ship.) On this s...