Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

1000/10 - chill rorb

Happy Birthday!

> Be somebody else While fire-bending shenanigans are occurring atop of the nearby mountain, you are observing them from afar. "These shenanigans end today", you mutter to yourself. > Introduce yourself You are former SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS' star quarterback JOE MONTANA, and after retirement, you have ...

9/10 - Amazing song, but I still like Nirvana's rendition the best.

MorganMustDie wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:33 pm

Queen Morgan is back for 2020 and her decree is:

lmao shut up about american college football because AUSSIE RULES FOOTY is the superior sport colloquially referred to as "football"

Aussie Rules football is what you get when you mix Quidditch, Rugby, and buff dudes wearing tank tops

Congratulations to the only good collegiate team in the nation, the Texas Longhorns, for winning the Alamo Bowl against Utah, a school that does not exist!

oh also happy new years. that too

I've been listening lately to this fairly obscure scrapped project from former Jamiroquai bassist Stuart Zender called AZUR. Recorded between 1999 and 2002, whole thing was recorded but was abandoned by the label for unknown reasons. Here's one of my favorite tracks from it, but the whole album is p...

Post your favorite scenes from movies/series/anime/whatever, and if you'd like to, you can explain why you selected those specific scenes! I'll post two of mine:

Harry Anderson would probably take you to Italy and drive you around Napoli with a Vespa, blasting 70's disco.

That is all there is to say on the matter.

I hence declare our own separatist Republic of Boys for this war

all boys are invited. no girls allowed. BYOPSWCSTDOI (bring your own pen so we can sign the declaration of independence)

Come on y'all, there is ONE good movie ever, and it is Patch Adams

> Nathan Gamerhammondsmith

Imagine living in Iowa...

Your friend calls you on a Friday night and is like "Yoooooo my dude what's the fix for tonight?"

Bro nothing

We're gonna look at some corn and drink some Bud Light and that's it

Granted. You can only teleport to Cleveland, Ohio, and nowhere else.

I wish I was, like, 7'5.

I have Discord too.

MorganMustDie wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:32 pm

guys help theres a boy I like what do I do

be honest and kind with him, and when the Feelings start to overflow, you just oughta tell him

Granted. Your brain becomes so huge and filled with all the knowledge in the world, it explodes and you die.

I wish I got accepted into Harvard.

Jake English

I read it because I'm trying to beat the Jesus Christ videogame, but it didn't help at all. I'm stuck at Egypt and I can't open the Red Sea because I haven't unlocked Moses. How do I unlock him?