Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

vellinothewitch wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:19 pm

*stabs landlord, drags him to apartment 16 on floor 16, asks residents to let me in, throws landlord off 16th story balcony, watches the splat as he hits the ground

*gets hit by the falling landlord in the head and dies*

Party Rock! Yeah Wooo! Let's go! Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time (yeah) And we gon' make you lose your mind (woo) Everybody just have a good time (clap) Party rock is in the house tonight (oh) Everybody just have a good time (I can feel it baby) And we gon' make y...

calamityCons wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:57 pm

This situation is uniquely despicable and unpleasant, and I’m sick of reading a story about awful people being awful to each other for no particular thematic purpose.

BUT THAT'S WHAT MATURE WESTERN MEDIA IS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!

okay, more shit occurred to me in the shower 8. how the fuck did vriska get captured? I just fucking know their going to use the excuses: a. her powers aren't working because of the eye thing. more bullshit of removing powers a character already had to create conflict. joy. b. The tiara-tops stoppe...

Here we go.
it begins.

LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


praying for it to be good

there are so many crazy mods for Rivals of Aether, I'm really thinking about getting the game on the next sale

Shitpost Lizard wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 15, 2020 7:59 pm

It was brought up by someone on the KF, but why didn't John blow away the bomb, the ship, or the fire with his motherfucking wind powers?
You know, his defining thing.

Araki Forgot.

I just want to see John immediatelly rocket himself upwards, go through the black hole and sucker punch Alt!Calliope and Dirk in the fucking face

Can I recommend adding the bandcamp of The Genesis Project's OST? it's a sburb fangame and they recently released their first bancamp album and after talking to the devs they seem fine on adding it as long as someone else edits the wiki https://genesis-project.bandcamp.com/album/the-genesis-project-...

looking good so far

I like the ones where its just promoting the stuff you do I just think it works better if you make it something like a funny ad

dont worry CPA will win this thread when he posts the final message and locks the thread

Another

they're getting paid for this.

I'm PilotBlackSmith but everyone just calls me a variation of Pilot, Pitoo or Pito, and its funnier that way so I like it. I'm 18 and from the middle of fucking jungle in Brazil, also known as Hell, but I'm still alive so don't worry. I read Homestuck for the first time very long ago but I barely go...

Can't wait for Yiffy going super saiyan

lol dont worry Yiffy probably ages faster thanks to dog genes, remember the two month pregnancy? remember the satanic twilight baby whose soulmate was an adult man? this is her now. feel old yet? Fuck, man, you just made me realize that this whole Yiffy thing is just fanfic where Jacob fucks the go...

Shitpost Lizard wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 18, 2020 2:24 pm

To be fair, isn't it also a war crime to torture child hostages?

Jane electrocuting the everloving fuck out of Yiffany, the daughter of two enemy bigwigs, could easily count as that.

lol dont worry Yiffy probably ages faster thanks to dog genes, remember the two month pregnancy?

oh man I cant believe it took them this long to have actual war crimes in Homestuck^2!
epic