Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Doc Scratch is the best villain.

I saw Homestuck's trolls mentioned as an example of good character design on springhole.net (a writing tips website) and was like, huh, what do they look like?

Thus began my pain.

It may not seem like it, but a lot of the people being negative (myself included) also really like Homestuck, but there are things we dislike about it and we can't express our opinions on Homestuck without including those things. So, here's some stuff I like about Homestuck: 1. art good. art consist...

WAIT I GOT A HORUSS ONE HORUSS: 8=D < It is a long story that involves many strange and mysterious people, all hatching plans in secret. HORUSS: 8=D < But of course it also involves a lot of boys and their complicated, often bloody skirmishes with Daddy Long Legs. HORUSS: 8=D < And when it comes dow...

This is glorious. I got a conversation between John and a salamander wherein they discussed, among other things, Javascript objects and Roxy. This generator is a gift to Homestuckkind.

Everyone listen to egg. Egg just explained why the way canon is handled now is exclusionary, not inclusive, and they did it in a succinct and articulate manner.

Could have been that the two of them don't get super along yet. Though roxy can be pretty hard to reader sometimes, has an issue with making his opinions heard. always has. I don't think the characters not getting along or Roxy being shy is a good excuse for boring interactions. It's more of a writ...

Kanaya?

Pros: I found the Davekat to be readable, which is a far cry from how it was in Meat. Good for you, writers. The Dave/Kanaya feelings jam was adorable and heartbreaking. Also, it was nice seeing Dave interact with someone other than Karkat. Less text walls! There were some, but not as many as before...

Javepeta is cute and valid and I'd be totally on board if it happened. It's a shame we've had so little time with Davepeta. I hope they're not as dead as they're implied to be.

You are blind whenever you turn invisible. Light must be absorbed by one's pupils to be observed, and this can't happen properly if they're not black. If you are to fight crime while invisible, you must become Daredevil. (Which is actually pretty cool.) I wish for the power to punch things real hard...

here's my hot unpopular opinion, everyone homestuck was never trying to represent anyone in the first place and the fact that so many people clung to it as the pinnacle of representation when it very clearly wasn't trying to be is not only extremely depressing but also indicative of how our society...

Axe: Acrobatic-pirouette into the nearest water source.

Axe Human: Apply body spray to self in attempt to freshen up while your meals are cooking.

yeah, hardware at physical stores can be stupid expensive sometimes

I think a lot of this could be fixed if, as an outcome of Hiveswap's events, Alternia irrevocably shifts into the nightmare trollplanet we all know and love from Hivebent. Unfortunately, unless the writers in Pesterquest have planned to reveal that something happened between Trizza's and Feferi's er...

to say that the kids are named after their parents' friends "for no reason" is kind of weird?? kids are named after people their parents knew all the time?? vriska is named that because she was a ""good"" friend of kanaya's who I guess they didn't think they were going to see again, and because she...

RADICAL/10

For some reason, I adore Upward Movement: Davepeta Edition.

amisia is better but i do think remele's quirk is funny