Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Granted. There is now no trace of any superior power, but there is also no progression in technology nor evolution.

I wish for a perfectly regular box of fruit gushers, with no poisons, reality bending properties, or any out-of-the-ordinary traits.

After a thousand years of whatever the fuck you were doing, you re-become yourself again. You lose all emotion, no longer being able to enjoy life. Everything becomes dull. Food you once saw as great has now become bland, and you lose all interests in everything.

I wish for no wishes.