Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

There are Horrorterrors in the furthest ring, and there's the "gods of the furthest ring" and there's god tiers. Since the 48 player squiddle session is bullshit, what's up with all of that? Are they still alive? heroes who are in the god tiers aren't paradox space's only gods. rather, much like th...

eridan is still a racist if he hasn't commited his racist hatecrime yet. I'd say that's hopefully something the protagonist will try to remedy??

Though its weird cause it means that he is the last troll we will see. Normally they release in order of the 'story' as it were. perhaps we don't get to a climaxy point yet with the trolls. Or we make him make a decision important to the climaxy point. what, as if it were obvious that lanque or the...

calamityCons wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 07, 2020 11:24 pm

I think both our interpretations are valid and neither of them are wrong.

except the interpretation that eridan would never actually commit genocide is... literally wrong? because he does commit genocide?

based on what?

someone doesn't need to alter an offshoot for it to stop being alpha or canon. doomed timelines are caused by decision making all the time.

not only are you thinking about it way too hard (the snapchats were written by cohen, cohen left what pumpkin, they stopped being made, ergo they are not canon) but i also don't see why the distinction matters? part of the point is that it's the same either way

the snapchat updates showed the carapacians preparing to blow a hole in the earth's moon, which would make it remarkably similar to the moon as depicted in act 1031 of the midnight crew . yes, i am aware the snapchat updates are "non canon", but they include hints toward jane's struggle with the tro...

the subjugglators are the leaders of a self-governing body who are considered separate from the Condesce and her sea dwellers and ( obligated to be at odds with them), but at least sometimes ally with them in order to defeat threats to the empire like the Signless' uprising. the Condesce uses the th...

I respect your opinion but I cannot fathom why you think it belongs in the Unpopular Opinions thread when you're aware there was already a big discussion about it a few pages back. it's not an unpopular opinion. can people start thinking of something new please

I imagine it will change over time. i think we're going to get a lot of perspective switches at first so we know where everyone is and what they're up to as the main story gets set up, and then when all the pieces are in place we'll get to spend more time in the one place. i was going to say "just l...

okay, yeah, i see where you're coming from now.

i still think that's heterosexual reproduction though? i think it's kind of a fruitless exercise to compare trolls to organisms from earth with two sexes when that's clearly just not how they work.

two sexes having the same genital structure is not hermaphroditism lol

Back in the day it was pretty widely believed that trolls were hermaphroditic. I'm not sure why that perception changed. largely because it's inconsistent with what the comic actually says, which is that trolls are "biologically bisexual", which dictates that they have at LEAST two biological sexes...

andrew saying gendered classes dont matter for OCs isnt exactly the same as him saying they Aren't Real In Homestuck? like, if someone asked him if they could make an oc with sparkling pink blood he's going to say yes, but that doesn't mean it's suddenly a blood colour trolls have. that being said i...

i think the more common theory was that harry anderson was DAD's dad, which i found so solid / funny that i'm honestly surprised it wasn't part of the skaianet systems history.

you may as well jump ship now if you think homestuck is going to shy away from dunking on capitalism and the american state LOL

you dont even need to look at pesterquest to draw the conclusion that alternia's history is constantly being altered. we know english was using the handmaid as a time travelling paintbrush, we know that even though lord english rarely makes himself seen he was ALREADY THERE on alternia, and the frie...

yes, skaianet was the condesce's work. that was apparent before the skaianet history files. no, skaianet did not make sburb. sburb comes from the frog temple, which predates troll society. sollux got the code from the frog ruins long before the condesce had even formally met lord english. you're rea...

the sburb machines pop out of a magical sburb inventory it doesnt matter who translates the game it it's the same machines every time