which homestuck characters do you think would read homestuck??

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which homestuck characters do you think would read homestuck??

Post by Cherry_Bugs_ » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:58 am

dave would read it "ironically"
thats the only conclusion I've come to

(i thought of this idea in the middle of my nap today and i laughed so hard i woke myself up)
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Re: which homestuck characters do you think would read homestuck??

Post by calamityCons » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:54 am

Hmmm. 🤔 I think John canonically read Problem Sleuth, so it’s very likely he would read homestuck. Rose would likely get bored of homestuck’s “gimmicks” and disregard it. Jade would likely read it a lot while she’s asleep on Prospit, but I doubt she would read it as her regular self on Earth. Not sure why I think that, though.
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Re: which homestuck characters do you think would read homestuck??

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:17 am

calamityCons wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:54 am
Hmmm. 🤔 I think John canonically read Problem Sleuth, so it’s very likely he would read homestuck. Rose would likely get bored of homestuck’s “gimmicks” and disregard it. Jade would likely read it a lot while she’s asleep on Prospit, but I doubt she would read it as her regular self on Earth. Not sure why I think that, though.
john and jane have indeed read ps, so im sure they would also read homestuck if they got their hands in it.
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Re: which homestuck characters do you think would read homestuck??

Post by magnanimousLad » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:30 am

None of them, not even John. They would all think it was for little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers. :cal:
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Post by overThinker » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:42 am

roxy and rose seem to be the most likely. rose for her obsession with literature (which pairs nicely with hussie's pretentious grandiloquence) and roxy for the nerdy shit like the programming jokes in early homestuck.
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Re: which homestuck characters do you think would read homestuck??

Post by TH4NK YOU B3N » Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:06 pm

john was stuck in his house for several years refreshing for the next homestuck update because he forgot he was living it
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Post by Shitpost Lizard » Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:59 am

MSPAR would probably read Homestuck.
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Re: which homestuck characters do you think would read homestuck??

Post by BrobyDDark » Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:40 am

Hussie would read Homestuck

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