Darkshade

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Re: Darkshade

Post by MP the OP OG » Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:07 am

>underpaid workers: sigh and complain about how you don't get paid enough before geting consumed by HM
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Underpaid Workers: sigh and complain about how you don't get paid enough before being consumed by HM

Post by deadlyAdder » Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:11 pm

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The three of you grumble and complain about how you don't get paid enough for this shit.

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A bunch of gruesome shit soon follows, but it thankfully isn't shown in this panel. Shadowed Anomaly has followed Hulking Mass into the new room.
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Re: Darkshade

Post by MP the OP OG » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:33 am

>SA: look for an exit
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Re: Darkshade

Post by Fresh » Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:34 pm

>HM: use newly absorbed worker powers to invoke SERVICETECH LEVEL 1: INVOKE SHIFT MANAGER. then, consume them too

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Re: Darkshade

Post by Morphimus » Fri Dec 27, 2019 2:29 am

> HM: Consume SA.
Hellooooo MSPA Forums. :pranky:

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HM: vomit up coats so SA can check their panels- I mean pockets.

Post by deadlyAdder » Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:20 am

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HM proceeds to throw up the tattered remains of two of the coats.

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You get a KEYCARD!! With this card, you'll be able to access more anomalies and rooms.
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Re: Darkshade

Post by MP the OP OG » Fri Feb 21, 2020 8:26 am

>SA:Scream at the keycard
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SA: Scream at the keycard

Post by deadlyAdder » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:45 am

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You fail to scream at the keycard because you are now DOCTOR GEORGIA UN, a 3RD CLASS SCIENTIST working for THE INSTITUTION, a government agency dedicated to THE STUDY OF WEIRD SHIT. The DEPARTMENT you work in is the DEPARTMENT OF ANOMALY CONTAINMENT AND STUDY, where useless idiots mess with things they probably shouldn't and keep said things in rooms that, judging by the alarms currently going off, FAIL TO CONTAIN THE ANOMALIES PROPERLY BECAUSE THIS PLACE APPARENTLY DOESN'T HAVE A HIGH ENOUGH BUDGET TO SUCCEED IN DOING THE ONE THING IT WAS CREATED TO DO.
Despite the incompetent blinding idiocy of your co-workers, you have managed to climb the Institution's hierarchy to where you are now. You have your own OFFICE, for god's sake!
Anyway. Enough about how great you are (although let's be real, you kind of are the best).
What will you do?
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G.UN: Grab Stapler

Post by deadlyAdder » Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:53 am

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That's DOCTOR G. Un to you! After all, you didn't get a doctorate for nothing (although you do think your talents are wasted here working with these idiots).
You got the STAPLER. A formidable weapon you mean self-defense tool during times like this.
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DR G.UN: Call the people in charge of exterminating Dangerous Anomalies

Post by deadlyAdder » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:03 am

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No signal. Typical.
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Re: Darkshade

Post by Mandy » Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:51 am

>DR. G. UN: Fold rules poster into origami legisword

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Re: Darkshade

Post by MP the OP OG » Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:27 am

>DR. G. UN: Grab the BACKUP PLAN that you always keep in your office.
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DR G.UN: Look at the "remember the rules" poster (so that we can actually see it better)

Post by deadlyAdder » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:31 pm

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You take a look at the REMEMBER THE RULES poster.


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What the fuck is the Wunderlube Incident?
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DR. G.UN: Grab the BACKUP PLAN that you always keep in your office

Post by deadlyAdder » Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:49 am

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You shuffle through the papers on your desk to look for the fabled BACKUP PLAN you supposedly keep. You're about to remember that you don't actually keep a backup plan when you find a NOTE TO YOURSELF.

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You don't remember writing this.
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Post by deadlyAdder » Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:53 am

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Suddenly some guy with a gun and flavorless jelly from the cafeteria on his head comes crashing into your office.

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He gets closer and starts waving the gun in your face, muttering something about a hivemind and freedom.

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So, since he's clearly an anomaly or affected by one, and is threatening you with that weapon, you proceed to beat him to death with your stapler. This awards you 1 SURVIVAL SKILL, which automatically goes into your SKILL ROOTS.
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Post by deadlyAdder » Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:28 pm

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You decide to ditch the now bloody STAPLER for the more sophisticated GUN. All the stapler did was make a mess. Sure, you managed to kill the guy, but look at all this. Disgusting.
Speaking of which, shouldn't there be a janitor cleaning up this mess? Seriously, this is appalling.
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DR G.UN: Inspect skill roots

Post by deadlyAdder » Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:29 pm

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You inspect your SKILL ROOTS and find that you've achieved the SELF DEFENSE skill, which adds 1 SURVIVAL POINT to the SKILL GAUGE.
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Re: Darkshade

Post by luigi » Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:46 pm

>Put the stapler in your pocket in case your gun runs out of ammo.
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Re: Darkshade

Post by RancidRancor » Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:11 am

>inspect that goo

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DR G.UN: Check whatever that slime thing is

Post by deadlyAdder » Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:34 pm

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Dead is what it is. You actually studied this anomaly a few months back, though. Just some cliche goo parasite from space that wants to end all human life.

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You exit your office.

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What the fuck
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