Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

[pointless dumb comment for stupid babies who aren't potty trained]

geoshitties wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 25, 2020 1:08 pm

WE'RE GONNA GET A 4/13 FLASH OUT OF THE BLUE

I’ll say it I might be on the ball with this one

geoshitties wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:24 pm

geoshitties wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 25, 2020 1:08 pm

WE'RE GONNA GET A 4/13 FLASH OUT OF THE BLUE

I’ll say it I might be on the ball with this one

they had a very basic one last update so its plausible. maybe the gots the mons for it now

lusus session

for the government lore worldbuilding bonus: trying to come up for ideas for how viceroy bubbles "casey" von salamancer lived as long as they did.

consorts realize that the key to living longer is to become subservient to/named by a Player race (such as trolls or humans), so a majority of voters approve the House Elf act. carapacians are outraged by this inequality because they also want to have servant-friends. wow! video games are terrible

calamityCons wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 25, 2020 1:14 pm

My crack theory is that someday the carapaces will become relevant again and stop being treated as afterthoughts and pets. I put this here because it will never happen and i will die alone.

oh my god roxy said the carapaces lacked personhood in the latest friendsim. that is so fucked up.

TH4NK YOU B3N wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:30 am

oh my god roxy said the carapaces lacked personhood in the latest friendsim. that is so fucked up.

ROXY SAID WHAT!?

WHAT
Why can't the carapacians be treated as sapient beings with personalities and a society? We've got a great opportunity for worldbuilding here and it's being squandered.

My crack theory: Roxy Lalonde Was Never Good.

[if i was a bike i'd have no tires]

TH4NK YOU B3N wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:30 am

for the government lore worldbuilding bonus: trying to come up for ideas for how viceroy bubbles "casey" von salamancer lived as long as they did

I actually have a Casey crack theory: she establishes the Earth C version of satanism, having reflected on the cruelty of the Gods who kidnapped her as a child and dragged her through an interdimensional war, writing an edgy but philosophical tract and spreading Blasphemy and Black Magic among Earth C's impressionable youth.

Terezi becomes the first guardian of Deltritus &
Karkat will turn into an anime boy who fights dirk, talking their gay ass philosophies while they fight.

Vriska will get a government permit to commit genocide on a random race because they pissed her off

Hekatonchirebuckets wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:04 pm

rose and the dave who would be davesprite definitely fooled around in the original timeline

that's not a crack theory after Hussie confirmed it tho

Kanaya used to suck blood from Rose's.....

bruh

RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:33 pm

bruh

And then Nepeta-
Should i delete these posts?

Nah no rules are being broke just hopin you aren't suggesting anything even a modicrum lewd, as they were kids on meteor, if you are talking after adulthood that's fine, and it's just personal taste

Dirk will groom Jade into being his rival narrator rather than Calliope, in order to weaken calliope.