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Re: CRACK THEORIES! GO!

Post by luigi » Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:16 pm

[pointless dumb comment for stupid babies who aren't potty trained]
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Re: CRACK THEORIES! GO!

Post by geoshitties » Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:24 pm

geoshitties wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 1:08 pm
WE'RE GONNA GET A 4/13 FLASH OUT OF THE BLUE
I’ll say it I might be on the ball with this one

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Post by thorondraco » Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:25 pm

geoshitties wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:24 pm
geoshitties wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 1:08 pm
WE'RE GONNA GET A 4/13 FLASH OUT OF THE BLUE
I’ll say it I might be on the ball with this one
they had a very basic one last update so its plausible. maybe the gots the mons for it now

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Post by TH4NK YOU B3N » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:30 am

lusus session

for the government lore worldbuilding bonus: trying to come up for ideas for how viceroy bubbles "casey" von salamancer lived as long as they did.

consorts realize that the key to living longer is to become subservient to/named by a Player race (such as trolls or humans), so a majority of voters approve the House Elf act. carapacians are outraged by this inequality because they also want to have servant-friends. wow! video games are terrible
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My crack theory is that someday the carapaces will become relevant again and stop being treated as afterthoughts and pets. I put this here because it will never happen and i will die alone.
oh my god roxy said the carapaces lacked personhood in the latest friendsim. that is so fucked up.
only bad takes here

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Re: CRACK THEORIES! GO!

Post by calamityCons » Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:48 am

TH4NK YOU B3N wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:30 am
oh my god roxy said the carapaces lacked personhood in the latest friendsim. that is so fucked up.
ROXY SAID WHAT!?
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Post by pfeffer-29 » Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:07 am

WHAT
Why can't the carapacians be treated as sapient beings with personalities and a society? We've got a great opportunity for worldbuilding here and it's being squandered.
you can pry karezi out of my cold dead hands

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Post by calamityCons » Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:54 pm

My crack theory: Roxy Lalonde Was Never Good.
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Post by luigi » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:44 pm

[if i was a bike i'd have no tires]
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Post by VASKA » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:14 pm

TH4NK YOU B3N wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:30 am

for the government lore worldbuilding bonus: trying to come up for ideas for how viceroy bubbles "casey" von salamancer lived as long as they did
I actually have a Casey crack theory: she establishes the Earth C version of satanism, having reflected on the cruelty of the Gods who kidnapped her as a child and dragged her through an interdimensional war, writing an edgy but philosophical tract and spreading Blasphemy and Black Magic among Earth C's impressionable youth.
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Post by PurplePest29 » Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:37 am

Terezi becomes the first guardian of Deltritus &
Karkat will turn into an anime boy who fights dirk, talking their gay ass philosophies while they fight.
Uwuw capitawism :lime:

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Post by PilotBlackSmith » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:06 am

Vriska will get a government permit to commit genocide on a random race because they pissed her off
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Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:23 am

Hekatonchirebuckets wrote:
Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:04 pm
rose and the dave who would be davesprite definitely fooled around in the original timeline
that's not a crack theory after Hussie confirmed it tho
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Post by syrupsand » Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:32 pm

Kanaya used to suck blood from Rose's.....
Why the frick can i not classpect myself 100%

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Post by RoyalFiddle » Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:33 pm

bruh
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
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Post by syrupsand » Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:43 pm

RoyalFiddle wrote:
Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:33 pm
bruh
And then Nepeta-
Should i delete these posts?
Why the frick can i not classpect myself 100%

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Post by RoyalFiddle » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:22 pm

Nah no rules are being broke just hopin you aren't suggesting anything even a modicrum lewd, as they were kids on meteor, if you are talking after adulthood that's fine, and it's just personal taste
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Re: CRACK THEORIES! GO!

Post by thorondraco » Sat Apr 25, 2020 3:40 am

Dirk will groom Jade into being his rival narrator rather than Calliope, in order to weaken calliope.

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