Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Cole » Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:13 pm

eldritchCorvus wrote:
Thu Jan 02, 2020 1:25 pm
cruxtruder and punch designix and jumper block extension and totem lathe and ectobiology lab thing that makes the slime and puts in those tubes
its quite apparent you do not know how alchemy works.

okay chase i got a wild one for you

GRIMOIRE FOR SUMMONING THE ZOOLOGICALLY DUBIOUS && ALCHEMITER || ROSE'S LAPTOP
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Cole » Thu Jan 02, 2020 7:51 pm

okay one more.

WEIRD WINDOW PORTAL THING ROXY HAS THAT'S LIKE PROBLEM SLEUTH'S && ALCHEMITER
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Darth_Energon » Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:56 pm

Sollux Captor && Sollux Captor
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by chromaticThespian » Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:08 am

Candy Corn || Lord of Time Outfit

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by theartvoid » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:59 am

Complacency of the Learned && a SBaHJ comic

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by 1neStar » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:25 am

A Spider && a Man
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by livingNingyo » Sat Jan 11, 2020 6:05 pm

Ahab's Crosshairs && Empiricist's wwand
For you are true and destined prince ♒
And my sword is by your side
I will fight for you in glory until I die

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by adamantArchivist » Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:14 pm

Can we request items to put in the jumper block extension? Also,
TOBLERONE && DIRK STRIDER’S BRAIN IN A JAR

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Post by 1neStar » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:53 am

Jelly || Boris Nikolaevich Yeltsin
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Post by Robot_Face » Mon Jan 13, 2020 2:37 pm

Pony Pals: Detective Pony (non-defaced) || Mayor's outfit
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by 1neStar » Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:18 am

A Copy of Windows 10 && Richard Stallman
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Radical Dude 42 » Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:00 am

Okay, first of all, I'd just like to apologize for taking so long. It's been so long that the fancy santas aren't even topical anymore! For shame, for shame. Though also there's some more things I'd like to say, but I'll save them for after all the fun.
rookie1978 wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 2:59 am
HAL 9000 || Fancy Santa
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You make SANTHAL 040404.

He's, uh... he's... you got nothin'. He's afraid he can't fly across the globe in under 24 hours or something.
Membo336 wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 4:41 am
Harlequin Doll && Eldritch Princess Doll && Lil Cal && Bec
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You make BUDDY THE UNKNOWABLE!! HOORAY!!!!
Membo336 wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 4:41 am
Clown Poster && Wizard Statue && Smuppet && Firearm
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You make the THAUMAT-ORGY FUNNYBLASTER. This thing is just the same as a regular gun, except it's terrible in every way.
calamityCons wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:13 am
Jade needs some new clothes too! The Felt Poster && Pool Table || Jade’s clothes
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You make the POOL CLOTHES (NOT FOR SWIMMING)!

These things are kind of gaudy and garish, but at least you have ornamental wooden feet shoes. Yay, ornamental wooden feet shoes!
egg wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:44 pm
Fancy Santa && Lil' Cal
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You make FANCY CAL.

Hell. Fucking. Yes.
RoyalFiddle wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 6:28 pm
John Egbert || Dirk Brain
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You make a TINY WRINKLY COOL JOHN IN A JAR.

Always remember to check your signs, kids.
BrobyDDark wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 7:00 pm
Lil Cal && Caliborn
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You make CAL^2BORN. He's a real boy!
ThePungeonMaster wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:43 am
John Egbert && Vriska Serket
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You create the unholy union that is VROHN EGKET.

It seems that John's NICENESS STAT and Vriska's RUDENESS STAT have completely cancelled each other out, creating someone who is... completely neutral.
Nep wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:45 pm
Combine TECTRIXCALIBUR and HAMMER
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You make PLUMEJÖLNIR. This thing isn't as cool as Tectrixcalibur because that was the one that Problem Sleuth used, but whatever. It's still cool. You guess.
Nep wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:45 pm
Combine Indiana Jones Poster || White Suit
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You make the IVORY JONES OUTFIT, and you make sure to use a suit that is PHYSICALLY white and not just STYLISTICALLY white.

And then Aradia puts on the suit because she's the one who likes Indiana Jones. She then gets a sudden urge to find a room that is all green, and to stand inside that very room.
eldritchCorvus wrote:
Thu Jan 02, 2020 1:25 pm
cruxtruder and punch designix and jumper block extension and totem lathe and ectobiology lab thing that makes the slime and puts in those tubes
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You make a HOT DOG STUCK IN A SKATEBOARD. Well, you guess ALL these combinations can't be winners. You've gotta have some garbage amongst the real combinations.
Cole wrote:
Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:13 pm
GRIMOIRE FOR SUMMONING THE ZOOLOGICALLY DUBIOUS && ALCHEMITER || ROSE'S LAPTOP
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You make WEIRD HORROR, of which lets you electro-magically create monsters. You will certainly be doing this a lot, and you may even wear a bra on your head while doing so to seal this half-baked reference.
Cole wrote:
Thu Jan 02, 2020 7:51 pm
WEIRD WINDOW PORTAL THING ROXY HAS THAT'S LIKE PROBLEM SLEUTH'S && ALCHEMITER
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You make the MULTI-POINT CONTROL-EFFER. It is a device that can scan any carved dowel, and will connect to the FENESTRATED PLANE nearest to that object. So, if you put the dowel for the MULTI-POINT CONTROL-EFFER, it would... route you through the fenestrated plane you used to make it.
Darth_Energon wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:56 pm
Sollux Captor && Sollux Captor
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You make SOLLUX CAPTOR.
chromaticThespian wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 4:08 am
Candy Corn || Lord of Time Outfit
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You make the CANDYLORD OF CORN OUTFIT.

It is. Probably. Just about.

The best thing. You've ever worn.
theartvoid wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:59 am
Complacency of the Learned && a SBaHJ comic
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You make COMPLACENCY OF THE LEARNED AND SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF. As disconnected as those two IP's may sound, this is apparently a single, cohesive book written by both ROSE LALONDE and DAVE STRIDER, of the POST-SCRATCH UNIVERSE. It stars Calmasis, Sweet Bro, and Hella Jeff.
1neStar wrote:
Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:25 am
A Spider && a Man
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You just go ahead and use DAD EGBERT for the man in the equation because he's the manliest man you could think of.

Surprisingly, you make no MAN, SPIDER, SPIDER-MAN, or even MAN-SPIDER, but instead a comic book; a comic book of the name AMAZING PIPEFANTASY #15.

It is apparently the debut of a superhero called SPIDER-MANGRIT, who can stick to walls and uses altered cans of SHAVING CREAM to shoot webs.
livingNingyo wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 6:05 pm
Ahab's Crosshairs && Empiricist's wwand
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You make BACON'S CROSSHAIRS.

This is the EXACT kind of weapon you need to combat non-non-believers in, because it is a gun that is also a giant magic wand.
adamantArchivist wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:14 pm
TOBLERONE && DIRK STRIDER’S BRAIN IN A JAR
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You make the TOBLERIRK DIRK, who insists that he has "turned himself into a toblerone".

He then goes on to talk about how unwelcome and unwarranted references are often unfunny in media.
1neStar wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:53 am
Jelly || Boris Nikolaevich Yeltsin
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You make the BORIS NIKOLAEVICH YELL-O. He's very jiggly.
Robot_Face wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 2:37 pm
Pony Pals: Detective Pony (non-defaced) || Mayor's outfit
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You make the GRIM RAG OF SCRIPTURE, of which outfits you in text and a noose. This is a step up from big Spongebob band-aids, but it's still nothing compared to a mayoral suit or anything.

You do think that there is a powerful metaphor to be had with the noose, but you are not sure what.
1neStar wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:18 am
A Copy of Windows 10 && Richard Stallman
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You make a copy of INSTALLMAN, of which is a very powerful computer AI-virus that will, if downloaded onto a computer, upload itself onto the internet and begin to crusade for free software. You don't think this matters much in a post-SBURB world, though.
adamantArchivist wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 11:14 pm
Can we request items to put in the jumper block extension?
I am a little tempted to say yes, just to please you all, but I'm gonna hafta say no on this one. Jumper block extensions aren't very interesting to me, and I feel like doing them would just be more work than it's worth.

And speaking of doing work, I think I'm gonna start being more selective with these combinations in the future, because there were a couple that I didn't really get the joke behind, and also a couple that just felt a bit excessive. And also there's the fact that there was a WHOLE lot of combinations this time (22!), so if I don't do all of 'em, there will (probably) be more frequent updates! So I apologize if you don't like this change, but it's one I'm gonna go through with.

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by adamantArchivist » Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:13 am

...I really want to read those books. Anyway, how about...
CALLIOPE && CALIBORN
HONEYBEE PROFESSOR && MAGIC WINDOW
PUMPKIN && ROGUE OF VOID OUTFIT

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by classpectanon » Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:17 am

i'm commander shephard and this is the best thread on the citadel
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by LudicrousFalcon » Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:22 am

Judgement clock || Knight of time outfit
Death note && 8 ball
Mr. Saint Brandy (from Home-skillet) && Doc Scratch
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:48 am

Installman && pony pals detective pony dirk version
fancy cal && caliborn
johns first hammer || the fluorite octet
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by tiger_Fox » Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:54 am

Honeybee Professor || Magic Cueball
Sollux Captor ^^ Sollux Captor
:lemon: && :lime: && :apple: && :orange:
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by kiaric » Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:17 am

Thorns of Oglogoth && Empiricist's Wand || Golden Cuestaff
𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾𝔂𝓾𝔂𝓾𝓾𝓱𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓾.................

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by PilotBlackSmith » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:59 am

Equius Zahhak && Lil Cal


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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by calamityCons » Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:57 am

Pony Pals: Detective Pony (non-defaced) || Equius’ Clothes
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