Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Radical Dude 42 » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:52 pm

bathtimebird wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:40 am
Oh my god these are crazy. Are we allowed duplicate requests? [Parasol] && [Javelin]
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You make the SLOWDIVE PARAJAVELIN. Its parasol parachute allows it to descend slowly, after being thrown.

Kind of defeats the purpose of a swift thrown weapon, though.
Sharkalien wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:44 am
Time to spice shit up a notch.

Con Air bunny ^^ Fedora
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You make the STUPID IDIOT BUNNY HAT FOR MORONS.

You start to think that you maybe shouldn't have tried out this XOR stuff.
TC wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:47 am
Vriska's Corpse (Pre-Retcon) || Rainbow Dash poster (From Dirk's room)
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You make the RAINBOW PONY VRISCORPSE.

It's... like Vriska's corpse, but 20% cooler?
Cole wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:48 am
John: Combine hammer ^^ pogo ride!
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You make the STUPID IDIOT POGO HAMMER FOR MORONS.

You can't see this being useful in any way.
RoyalFiddle wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:53 am
SHIT. Uh, try Crowbars's uh... Crowbar and the Retcon Juju (If repeats are allowed!)
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You make the RETROBAR.

If you had to guess on what it does, you would probably say that it negates any meddling in canon and re-sticks people back into canon, if they were unstuck from canon.

Oh, no, John, don't touch that crowbar!!! Oh well, it doesn't matter. This isn't canon, anyways.
rookie1978 wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:17 pm
BEST THREAD

Matriorb and Lil Cal :cal: :cal: :cal:
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You make the LIL CALTRIORB.

You don't want to see what this would bring into the world.
egg wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:50 pm
Matriorb && Rogue of Void outfit
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You make... the MATRIOID?

You're not sure what this thing really is, but it sounds hollow on the inside.

You think that if you were going for some cool threads, || would have been the better choice.
BrobyDDark wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:57 pm
Matriorb && Perfectly Generic Object
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You make a PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECT, because that is how alchemy works.
Sharkalien wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:23 pm
Matriorb || Rogue of Void outfit
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You make the MATRIOGUE OF ORB OUTFIT.

These are some pretty damn swank duds, even if they may be like, alien cultural appropriation.
rookie1978 wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:31 pm
Knight of Time outfit and pack of gushers
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You make the TROPICAL PLASTIC SHITSHOW OUTFIT.

This thing is the shittiest thing ever, it feels like wearing a weirdly thick trashbag. And it's super ugly to boot.
Sahxyel wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:45 pm
Unbreakable Katana && Problem Sleuth Poster
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You make TECTRIXCALIBUR. You don't give a shit about this thing, but John loves it.
pfeffer-29 wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:52 pm
HAMMER OF ZILLYHOO and Fancy Santa. It's time to get festive.
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You make the SANTAHAMMER OF ZILLYHOHOHO.

You will use this for all of your smashing holiday needs, like cracking nuts and... well, that's the only smashing holiday need you can think of, and it's kind of a stretch.

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Sahxyel » Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:05 pm

There are amazing; you are an alchemy god Rad. I don't have a command but I want to just say this thread is so damn cool and so are you, thank you for these awesome deliveries! :rosecool:
:professor: Honeybee Professor Says: Problem Sleuth is better than Homestuck!

It's a mathematical fact!

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by calamityCons » Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:07 pm

I love this thread and these creations so much.

Alchemize Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-in-Law poster || Suit.
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#ReviveSpadesSlick #WVForNarrativeRelevance

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by egg » Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:29 am

White Queen's Ring && Black King's Sceptre
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Darth_Energon » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:26 am

Problem Sleuth Game && Hammer
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by livingNingyo » Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:17 pm

Ahab's Crosshairs && Midnight Crew poster
For you are true and destined prince ♒
And my sword is by your side
I will fight for you in glory until I die

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by rookie1978 » Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:14 pm

Microphone && dave's Time Tables
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Brandibee » Mon Dec 09, 2019 4:50 pm

(This is INCREDIBLE.)

Dead Shuffle dress || Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious tome
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by BrobyDDark » Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:37 pm

Jerry Seinfeld || Adventure Time DVD

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by pfeffer-29 » Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:35 pm

Terezi's canesword && Parajavelin
you can pry karezi out of my cold dead hands

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by RoyalFiddle » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:14 am

Radical Dude 42 wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:52 pm
RoyalFiddle wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:53 am
SHIT. Uh, try Crowbars's uh... Crowbar and the Retcon Juju (If repeats are allowed!)
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You make the RETROBAR.

If you had to guess on what it does, you would probably say that it negates any meddling in canon and re-sticks people back into canon, if they were unstuck from canon.

Oh, no, John, don't touch that crowbar!!! Oh well, it doesn't matter. This isn't canon, anyways.
I wonder what would happen if I used this on the Retcon Juju itself :cool:
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
>:]

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by ThePungeonMaster » Mon Dec 23, 2019 1:55 am

Pony Pals: Detective Pony (Dirk Edited) || Nerf Super Soaker Blaster
June X Vriska is the best ship.

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by magnanimousLad » Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:37 pm

Jade Harley && Becquerel

Because I've read too much Full Metal Alchemist and I feel like making God cry.
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Radical Dude 42 » Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:06 pm

HO HO HO! MERRY GRISTMAS, EVERYBODY (even though this thread is kind of a perpetual gristmas, on account of how it's alchemy without costs)!!!
calamityCons wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:07 pm
I love this thread and these creations so much.

Alchemize Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-in-Law poster || Suit.
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Yeah there was pretty much no way you were gonna keep wearing that gushers get-up.

You make the PETEY WHEATSUIT. These are some funky duds that are more your style. Yet, the only thing you can think of right now is how grateful you are that you were able to reach god tier and come back from death WITHOUT marrying a really ugly demon.
egg wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:29 am
White Queen's Ring && Black King's Sceptre
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You make the GREY RINGED SCEPTER. You think that this is-

this is really stupid

Huh. Yeah. You think that this is really stupid because it has the powers of BOTH the queen's ring (enacting prototypes on chess people) and the king's scepter (enacting prototypes on chess people and making kings bigger), except the scepter already does everything the ring does, so it's functionally the same as the scepter! Oh well, at least it looks pretty cool.
Darth_Energon wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:26 am
Problem Sleuth Game && Hammer
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Yeah there was pretty much no way this wasn't gonna make the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.
livingNingyo wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:17 pm
Ahab's Crosshairs && Midnight Crew poster
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You make ERIDAN'S BEST FRIEND.
rookie1978 wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:14 pm
Microphone && dave's Time Tables
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You make the CHRONOVENTRILOQUIZER. It seems like it can record sounds and then send them either forward or backward in time. You take a small amount of time to record your feelings on this device and send it a small amount back.
Brandibee wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 4:50 pm
(This is INCREDIBLE.)

Dead Shuffle dress || Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious tome
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You make the DUBIOUS SUMMON DRESS.

While wearing this outfit, you almost feel as if you were ripped straight from the bloodeldritch throes of the broodfester tongues!
BrobyDDark wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:37 pm
Jerry Seinfeld || Adventure Time DVD
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You make the SEINFELD TIME DVD, by using a ghost image of Jerry Seinfeld. You don't really have him lying around, you know.

You... you don't think you ever want to watch this.
pfeffer-29 wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:35 pm
Terezi's canesword && Parajavelin
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You make the HIDDENBLADE PYROPEJAVELIN, in all of its edgy compound-name glory.

Now, instead of just being like Matt Murdock, you're also like Oswald Cobblepot!
ThePungeonMaster wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2019 1:55 am
Pony Pals: Detective Pony (Dirk Edited) || Nerf Super Soaker Blaster
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You make the DUPER DIRKER BLASTER. It is filled with orange ink that, whenever it hits something, will leave behind words. Words that would be exactly what Dirk Strider would deface the very same object with.

Which is to say this is like an auto-Dirk-vandalizer. ANY book can be DIRK EDITED now!
magnanimousLad wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 5:37 pm
Jade Harley && Becquerel

Because I've read too much Full Metal Alchemist and I feel like making God cry.
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You make JADE HARLEY. But with her little dog ears!!

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by rookie1978 » Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:10 pm

You make JADE HARLEY. But with her little dog ears!!

aww :apple: :orange:
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Guy-Rocketram » Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:18 pm

Radical Dude 42 wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:06 pm
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You make JADE HARLEY. But with her little dog ears!!
Yeah what if you combine it the other way around though :jadesob:
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we're on some kind of mission

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by magnanimousLad » Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:27 pm

Radical Dude 42 wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:06 pm

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You make JADE HARLEY. But with her little dog ears!!
Honestly, this is pretty great too. I'm not even upset. What a cutie-patootie.
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by pfeffer-29 » Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:52 pm

Radical Dude 42 wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:06 pm

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You make JADE HARLEY. But with her little dog ears!!
Thank you. For the love of all that is good, thank you. I'm not emotionally prepared for another chimera.
you can pry karezi out of my cold dead hands

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by calamityCons » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:38 pm

You are a wonderful boon to this entire forum and I love everything you made us for gristmas.

Combine Vaporwave Poster || John’s suit
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#ReviveSpadesSlick #WVForNarrativeRelevance

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by RoyalFiddle » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:17 pm

What a glorious Gristmas this is. I'm real thankful for this thread, no lie. Anyway, my combob is... lets get weird with it, do whatever the fuck Dave did to get his brain but instead with Dirk, and then && with Spades Slick
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
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