If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by UsualRandomArtist » Sun Jul 19, 2020 2:29 am

An incredibly dangerous quirk where words who possess 4 characters end up doing t|h||i||s|_

Nah but in reality just putting %math% symbols when relevant, I'm just a 9numbers9 person at heart and it doesn't seem too annoying
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by classpectanon » Sun Jul 19, 2020 2:34 am

i would probably just wrap my stuff in

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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by TheAccidentalIdiot » Tue Jul 21, 2020 8:34 am

probably just something simple like putting a ™ after Every Emphasis Zone™ in a sentence. Nothing More, Nothing Less™.

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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by laidbackBirdwatcher » Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:29 pm

</\/\aking /\/\y sla/\/ti/\/g letters ha\/e \/\/ings> (Making my slanting letters have wings. I thought it'd be good since my Extended Zodiac sign is Aquaries)

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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by Placebo » Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:27 am

Using a emoji in every sentence, and removing the last letter of words ending with vowels. Maybe use italic when being sarcastic/ironic..

Something lik this :)
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by mercifulAstronomer » Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:28 am

Replace the first A with @ unless of course I'm using @ how it's supposed to.

Example: Hey @radia howsit going (Aradia then ask for my email) Oh you w@nt to know my em@il ok here it is insertemailname@insertemailwebsite

And if I'm really emotional (really happy, sad, angry etc.) I would replace all A's with @.

Example: @r@di@ I'm so sick of you, @lw@ys being p@ssive @gressive tow@rds me for no re@son, wh@t did I do wrong!

And thats my quirk :)

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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by javitaxy » Sun Dec 13, 2020 1:58 pm

Capitalize the first letter of every other [message] sent, capitalize the I in words starting with I, and c3ns0r a couple of "bad" words/1ll3g4l words.

It's how I type already unconciously when I'm with my friends in homestuck servers or Idk. Subtle, but fun at times.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by MP the OP OG » Mon Dec 14, 2020 12:09 pm

something simple like putting '' next to my sentences 'like this' and never capitalising
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by terezis_gay_lusus » Mon Jan 04, 2021 3:02 pm

I love Vrissy's quirk, so I kind of just default to that. If you don't know Vrissy, her quirk is just Vriska's, 8ut occasionally Capitalizing Nota8le Words like that.
However if I had to make up my own quirk and use it, this would be it I think: my quirk; id use an excessive amount of semicolons; and omit all other punctuation; except for the occasional ellipsis (,,,,, or ......) style;
and as for letter replacements; i would replace a with the @ and double my t's. so over@ll, itt would look something like tthis; nott too complic@tted; butt sttill unique @nd @ll tth@tt.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by DynimoTnt » Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:55 pm

Possibly a quirk where O's are replaced with Bomb Emoji's and an hour afterwards it turns to an Explosion emoji, maybe double letters turn into the letter squared, squared bombs explode from 💣² to 💥💥.

S💥mething like this where pe💥ple wh💥 l💥💥k early 💥n se² b💥mbs but inevitably they end up expl💥ding! I think I actual²y used this quirk bef💥re, but the expl💥si💥n time was sh💥rter.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by musicalEmpathist » Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:01 pm

My first ever... sel~f-insert OC's quirk was... a l~ittl~e... something l~ike this....

thiiss iiss by far mmy mmoosst annnnooyiinng annd ccriinnge quuiirk thoouugh, annd ii lloovve iit!! (All symmetrical letters are doubled)
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by amphibian » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:47 pm

replacing a with ඞ because ඞmogus = funny!!!!!!

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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by TantamountTurnabout » Sat Apr 03, 2021 10:27 pm

Okay i was stupid proud of my old homestuck oc's quirk, which was replacing "s" with the archaic Long S ( ʃ ), which resembles an f. They were sort of a Saber Tooth Librarian, and the quirk incorporated both their Literary Background (the long s looks Very Fancy and Olde Englishy) and the fact that they got two big honkin incisors stickin out of their face, and probably cause a bit of a Liſp. Maybe it'ʃ even a defect with hiʃ keyboard, and later when he'ʃ able to meet otherʃ face to face, it'ʃ revealed, "oh he actually just sounds like this, too"
I think I ʃtumbled on the character in the peʃterchum permiʃʃable characterʃ, and ʃort of kept thinking it over from there. It had the little daſh and everything, which made it look even more like an "f" which helped the effect.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by candleWick » Tue Nov 23, 2021 12:22 am

My current trollsona's typing quirk is derived from his sign and
|> Looks a l>ittle something l>ike this. <ool>, right?
(sign is aquapia, for reference.)
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by NovaStirner » Mon Nov 29, 2021 1:24 am

probably something that reflects with the way i talk, so something like all lowercase for the first two words and the all caps after that. very much how i speak, as i eventually start being really loud
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by MrDiamondEgg » Tue Dec 07, 2021 2:03 pm

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please don't even make me see this cursed quirk with thine own eyes ever again
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by mortiferousLathe » Fri Jan 14, 2022 7:00 pm

well, i really like the numbers 6 and 36 a lot, so probably something like this:

i was a6out to 6uy an 36ony ta6le, 6ut the store i went to was covered in spider w36s. i hate 6ugs!

(replacing "b"s with "6"s and "eb"s with "36"s.)
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by aquaticFoxfire » Tue Jan 25, 2022 7:54 am

like this

[n0thing t00 c0mplicated...n0 need t0 g0 1OO percent...]

basically putting brackets around every line, breaking sentences with "..." and ending with three punctuation marks like "...", "!!!", "???", or a mix of the few, 0 is swapped with O, and no capitalization or punctuation (excluding the end of a sentence or a pause)

also yelling is in a mix of caps and greek symbols.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by Some-Girl » Sun Feb 06, 2022 10:16 pm

Mine wou|d most |ike|y be rep|aseing a|| L's with |. Its simp|e but I |ike it.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by goldenHeart » Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:37 pm

Something relatively simple, and something based on a typo of mine I have in real life, which is ending every sentence with a backslash./

I can't come up with anything more than that, unfortunately./

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