If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

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If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by arachnidsGrip » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:31 am

See above.

I'd probably replace "ib" with "18". Example: Respons18ility. I have yet to come up with anything aside from that though. Maybe ocean puns like Feferi?
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by MorganMustDie » Wed Nov 27, 2019 12:38 am

When my friends and I were big into pesterchum back in my early high school days, I devised a "quirk" so deceptively simple, but so deviously evil, that several of my friends refused to talk to me over pesterchum

The quirk was to change my text colour to the colour of whoever I was talking to. This trick ended friendships. It made it impossible to tell who was saying what or who's turn it was to speak without an annoying amount of effort, and, for whatever reason, the pesterchum coding let me do this to several people at once as long as I paid attention to sending a message, changing colour, sending another message, changing colour, and so on
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by rookie1978 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:27 am

typing so irrvevsebraly stupid thta novidy can even read my enssages.

i have big hands that constantly fuck up when i try to text people and eventually i just stopped correcting my typos which leads to things like me calling a cheeseburger a chee shurger
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by Ralsei » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:49 am

X wxxld rxplxcx xll vxwxls wxth X's.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by RoyalFiddle » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:56 am

Ralsei wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:49 am
X wxxld rxplxcx xll vxwxls wxth X's.
please don't even make me see this cursed quirk with thine own eyes ever again
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by Leddy » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:24 pm

Something akin to Galekh's quirk of footnotes, except probably more often and less cohesive knowing me.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by Prime » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:27 pm

something subtle. nothing you could pick out at first glance If you catch my drift.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by egg » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:53 pm

𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by pfeffer-29 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:14 pm

Englisch, but speld sort of leik Dscherman, witsch ist an absolut Pän tu ried
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by aspiringWatcher » Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:26 pm

Make the quirk easy to read | write, keep it @ the level where you can always be understood & give off an appropriate impression.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by VASKA » Wed Nov 27, 2019 3:51 pm

IiI aAaKkTtUuUaAaLlLlLlIiI DdEeEvVIiIsSeEeDd TtHhIiIsS kKuUuRrSsEeEdD qQuUuIiIrRcC nNnAaA WwHhIiIlLeEe BbAaAkKcC.?! WwAaAiIiTt UuUnNtTiIiLl uUuOoOIiI eEeEeEsS tTiIi nNiIi AaAkKtIiIoOoNn.?!

(Vowels are tripled, consonants are doubled, "k" and "C" replace each other, "I" replaces "y", camel caps, all punctuation at the end of each sentence, "an" is always used instead of the article "a", and words shorter that 3 letters are written backwards. Perhaps the ultimate cursed quirk?)
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by MorganMustDie » Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:09 pm

Prime wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:27 pm
something subtle. nothing you could pick out at first glance If you catch my drift.
please explain what it is you're driving me crazy i can't stop thinking about this
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by deadlyAdder » Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:17 pm

ssnakess are cool sso id do ssomething like t(hiss), maybe adding a little tail to the endss of my ssentenssess like t(hiss) ~~~
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by nonsenseMnemonic » Wed Nov 27, 2019 10:34 pm

replacing capital Is with lowercase ls and vice versa
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by deadlyAdder » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:18 am

nonsenseMnemonic wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 10:34 pm
replacing capital Is with lowercase ls and vice versa
you think you may have fooled me, but i see that the first is an i and the second is an L
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by egg » Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:22 am

MorganMustDie wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:09 pm
Prime wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:27 pm
something subtle. nothing you could pick out at first glance If you catch my drift.
please explain what it is you're driving me crazy i can't stop thinking about this
They capitalized the I in 'if'.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by Prime » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:43 pm

egg wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 11:22 am
MorganMustDie wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:09 pm
Prime wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:27 pm
something subtle. nothing you could pick out at first glance If you catch my drift.
please explain what it is you're driving me crazy i can't stop thinking about this
They capitalized the I in 'if'.
I had problems where using this quirk was more natural than the necessarily correct punctuation (actually sometimes I'll still slip into it without realizing). I don't know how to explain it... lowercase "i"s just don't belong at the beginning of words. Never had problems with "j" though.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu Nov 28, 2019 4:12 pm

I'd parenthisize every number after writing it, ie: twenty two (22).

Its simple, but enough for me.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by TimeBender25 » Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:48 pm

I Typed Like Kanaya In Middle School Before I Was Into/Knew About Homestuck, And If No One Had Told Me To Cut The Shit I Probably Wouldn't Have Stopped.
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Re: If You Had A Troll Quirk, What Would It Be?

Post by RoyalFiddle » Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:30 pm

Thinking about it, if I was a more original Troll, I'd likely have a quirk that rambled about inane shit with plenty of idioms and slang and all of that, but interspersed with more professional, complex writing.

:3 Then, if I so desired, I'd add my most commonly used emoticon as the header and the footer, making sure shit is easy to read, but ultimately offputting and frankly, more than a little annoying :3. :3 Off-putting* :3.

:3 So, to sumerise, occasional spelling errors, An obnoxious feline apparatus, capitalization in places where it clearly should not Be, drawn out professional sentences, with a laid back "I don't give a fuck" attitude about the wHole deal :3. :3 summarize* :3
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