Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great

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Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great

Post by Tarty_ » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:53 am

As it's currently International Cake Day, we need a thread dedicated to the GREATEST CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK. THE KING ON CONFECTIONERY, THE MANGRIT MESSIAH, DAD EGBERT! Post cakes. And dads.
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Post by Generalrabogolfo » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:54 am

I want him to throw a cake at my face ngl
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Post by Razzykins » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:55 am

Inviting people to post daddies? Very daring of you! :apple:
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Post by Darth_Energon » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:01 pm

Dad Egbert was definitely the best guardian, its so sad what ended up happening to him.
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Post by livingNingyo » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:03 pm

Best guardian parent ever! Got together with best waifu too!

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Post by calamityCons » Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:11 pm

I made this comic a few years ago but fuck it, I'm still super happy with it.

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Post by rookie1978 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:23 am

Literally did nothing wrong. Except die, but that wasn't his fault.
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Post by Bahinchut » Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:54 am

dad crocker is a hollow imitation
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Post by BrobyDDark » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:23 am

Dadbert did nothing wrong

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Post by thorondraco » Fri Nov 29, 2019 9:32 am

Dad Eggbert or Dad Crocker, he is a Dad elemental. Strength and paternal empathy embodied.

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Post by aspiringWatcher » Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:33 pm

Bahinchut wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:54 am
dad crocker is a hollow imitation
he's literally the same person you heathen
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Post by JakeMorph » Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:36 pm

crockerdad only shares 25% of his DNA with mr egbert, don't be fooled
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Post by pfeffer-29 » Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:36 pm

aspiringWatcher wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 5:33 pm
Bahinchut wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:54 am
dad crocker is a hollow imitation
he's literally the same person you heathen
but he doesn't have Dad Egbert's memories, ya dig? he has lost the fatherliness with which Dad Egbert overflows. he's just some guy with a pipe and a spiffy fedora. sure, he's a dad, but he's not the True Dad.
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Post by RoyalFiddle » Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:49 pm

pfeffer-29 wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:36 pm
sure, he's a dad, but he's not the True Dad.
He's not the Ultimate Dad, would you go so far as to say?
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Post by Sahxyel » Sat Nov 30, 2019 11:26 pm

Bahinchut wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:54 am
dad crocker is a hollow imitation
Dad Crocker raised Jane, who is a mega bitch.

Dad Egbert raised John, who is a mega lad.

:professor: We all can see who the better Dad was.
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Post by rookie1978 » Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:10 am

Sahxyel wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 11:26 pm
Bahinchut wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:54 am
dad crocker is a hollow imitation
Dad Crocker raised Jane, who is a mega bitch.

Dad Egbert raised John, who is a mega lad.

:professor: We all can see who the better Dad was.
yeah I love the dads either way but john and dad crocker's hug in act 7 was dumb. That's not the dad you were raised with, he's still a dad, but he's essentially not even related to you in the grand scheme of things. That's not the person you grew up with. Surely John knew this, and that he was essentially just hugging an older version of himself, or however the fuck ectobiology bullshit works.
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Re: Dad Egbert Is Pretty Great

Post by Leddy » Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:24 am

Dad Egbert is fantastic.

Also I think Dad Crocker isn't bad, but Jane is kind of really spoiled what with being the heir of the largest corporation in the world. She's a mega bitch and he gets points deducted for that.
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