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Caliborn is into vore

Post by Roxy » Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:58 pm

Maybe it isn't something that needs to be said or even needs discussion, because to me its a crystal clear fact, but Caliborn is most certainly into vore. All signs point to it. From his early works as a deviantart level artist to his late stages, after fusing into lord english, where he just eats people. he has mouth lazers, he has the gun cane, he could probably just rip them in half or poison his nails but no, he bites peoples heads off, tries to swallow people whole, and poisons his gold tooth. Don't agree? discuss
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Re: Caliborn is into vore

Post by vanico » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:07 pm

This is the WORST thread in the forum.
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Re: Caliborn is into vore

Post by Roxy » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:11 pm

I agree with everything said so far. please continue to make this thread worse
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Post by ZyhpenNoodles » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:17 pm

vanico wrote:
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This is the WORST thread in the forum.
I agree.

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Re: Caliborn is into vore

Post by Sahxyel » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:22 pm

Roxy wrote:
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I agree with everything said so far. please continue to make this thread worse
If we postulate this then we MUST come to the conclusion that AltCallie did not triumph over LE because of strength or element surprise but entirely because she was voring him and he liked it too much to stop her. Remember that Equius let Gamzee kill him because of his weirdo hangup and LE is 1/4th Equius. :rorb:
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Post by warmwood » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:25 pm

Roxy, I agree entirely with your claim that Caliborn is into vore. As you say, the evidence is all there and it should be evident to any and all readers that this is fact. You posit that this topic might not need discussion or attention, and I must completely disagree. I applaud your bravery in working to bring this critical character information further into the light of intellectual discourse. There are many readers who have managed to miss or deny this detail and I hope that we can change that.
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If we postulate this then we MUST come to the conclusion that AltCallie did not triumph over LE because of strength or element surprise but entirely because she was voring him and he liked it too much to stop her. Remember that Equius let Gamzee kill him because of his weirdo hangup and LE is 1/4th Equius. :rorb:
An absolutely enlightening conclusion, already this topic has born fruit.
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Re: Caliborn is into vore

Post by Roxy » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:32 pm

Sahxyel wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:22 pm
If we postulate this then we MUST come to the conclusion that AltCallie did not triumph over LE because of strength or element surprise but entirely because she was voring him and he liked it too much to stop her. Remember that Equius let Gamzee kill him because of his weirdo hangup and LE is 1/4th Equius. :rorb:
Now this, this is exactly the kind of ideas i hoped to bring to light, thank god somebody else gets it. I'm almost certain this is exactly what happened and i'd be willing to bet that were Andrew Hussie himself in this thread right now, he would not be able to deny it.
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Roxy, I agree entirely with your claim that Caliborn is into vore. As you say, the evidence is all there and it should be evident to any and all readers that this is fact. You posit that this topic might not need discussion or attention, and I must completely disagree. I applaud your bravery in working to bring this critical character information further into the light of intellectual discourse. There are many readers who have managed to miss or deny this detail and I hope that we can change that.
thank you so much warmwood
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Post by MorganMustDie » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:42 pm

in that case anyone got any Reader x Caliborn vore fics yall can shoot me i need to do some research
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Post by seerofheart » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:59 pm

Don't Cherubs reproduce through vore

It isn't just heavily implied, it's canonical.
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Re: Caliborn is into vore

Post by Roxy » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:04 pm

seerofheart wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:59 pm
Don't Cherubs reproduce through vore

It isn't just heavily implied, it's canonical.
each and every person in this thread including myself has been played like a damn fiddle. That being said. why the FUCK does he try to eat John and Dave. I mean, we know he's into davekat or whatever but look, he literally did everything in his power to make John look awful in homosuck so why then would he want to eat him
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Post by MorganMustDie » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:07 pm

seerofheart wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:59 pm
Don't Cherubs reproduce through vore

It isn't just heavily implied, it's canonical.
No, they just turn into bigass snakes and bite the shit out of eachother
At least, both of Calliope and Caliborn's parents lived through their encounter with eachother which I don't think vore permits
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Post by seerofheart » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:09 pm

Cherubs feel kismesisitude more easily. Alt!Calliope is clearly pitch crushing on Dirk and wants to eat him so badly (Aranea literally says adult Cherubs seek out partners who remind them of their other half.) Caliborn was probably strangely aroused by John beating the shit out of him.
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Re: Caliborn is into vore

Post by MorganMustDie » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:11 pm

seerofheart wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:09 pm
Cherubs seek out partners who remind them of their other half
An offshoot of Dirk is literally 1/4 of Lord English, so in that sense Alt!Calliope has already had the pleasure of voring Dirk
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Post by seerofheart » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:15 pm

MorganMustDie wrote:
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An offshoot of Dirk is literally 1/4 of Lord English, so in that sense Alt!Calliope has already had the pleasure of voring Dirk
She got 1/4, time for the rest.

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Post by Roxy » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:21 pm

MorganMustDie wrote:
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An offshoot of Dirk is literally 1/4 of Lord English, so in that sense Alt!Calliope has already had the pleasure of voring Dirk
to be more specific, caliborn vored a dirk and then was vored by calliope, so i don't think they really counts, and even then, that was only one of like, infinite dirks. ultdirk meanwhile is all the dirks. every single one of them. calliope would love to vore every dirk at once
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Post by MorganMustDie » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:24 pm

Roxy wrote:
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to be more specific, caliborn vored a dirk and then was vored by calliope, so i don't think they really counts, and even then, that was only one of like, infinite dirks. ultdirk meanwhile is all the dirks. every single one of them. calliope would love to vore every dirk at once
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Post by asocksual » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:12 pm

It is 100% true.
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Re: Caliborn is into vore

Post by nuclear333 » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:14 am

why are we arguing this point over things that happened AFTER homestuck. the real meat (this is not an epilogue joke please just let me use this turn of phrase) of this thread should be finding proof within the comic to support it. not only is it much more challenging, but it provides reason for anything with caliborn vore to be semi canon compliant



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Post by lsclr » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:23 am

nuclear333 wrote:
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why are we arguing this point over things that happened AFTER homestuck. the real meat (this is not an epilogue joke please just let me use this turn of phrase) of this thread should be finding proof within the comic to support it. not only is it much more challenging, but it provides reason for anything with caliborn vore to be semi canon compliant



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