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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:27 pm
by 23toedbasket
Hey guys thanks so much for letting me crash here indefinitely. Let me introduce myself
My name is 23TB
I am very old
Very homeless
Very territorial/aggressice
And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn.

Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'll be fine. You all have your shots right?

Anyway im just coming down so im gonna go to sleep. Dont wake me up. I'll kill you.

I will kill you.




Okay g'night roomies!

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:29 pm
by luigi
23toedbasket wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:27 pm
Hey guys thanks so much for letting me crash here indefinitely. Let me introduce myself
My name is 23TB
I am very old
Very homeless
Very territorial/aggressice
And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn.

Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'll be fine. You all have your shots right?

Anyway im just coming down so im gonna go to sleep. Dont wake me up. I'll kill you.

I will kill you.




Okay g'night roomies!
Daddy?

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:30 pm
by 23toedbasket
luigi wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:29 pm
23toedbasket wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:27 pm
Hey guys thanks so much for letting me crash here indefinitely. Let me introduce myself
My name is 23TB
I am very old
Very homeless
Very territorial/aggressice
And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn.

Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'll be fine. You all have your shots right?

Anyway im just coming down so im gonna go to sleep. Dont wake me up. I'll kill you.

I will kill you.




Okay g'night roomies!
Daddy?
I like where this is going. Dont wake US up. I'll kill her.



I will kill my new wife.


Okay g'night!

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:34 pm
by luigi
23toedbasket wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:30 pm
luigi wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:29 pm
23toedbasket wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:27 pm
Hey guys thanks so much for letting me crash here indefinitely. Let me introduce myself
My name is 23TB
I am very old
Very homeless
Very territorial/aggressice
And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn.

Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'll be fine. You all have your shots right?

Anyway im just coming down so im gonna go to sleep. Dont wake me up. I'll kill you.

I will kill you.




Okay g'night roomies!
Daddy?
I like where this is going. Dont wake US up. I'll kill her.



I will kill my new wife.


Okay g'night!
Everyone knows the age old stereoetype of fat chick and old man engaged in an incestual marriage while living in a college dorm with nearly 20 other people. This situation isn't even that weird.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:36 pm
by Punchlion
guys, let's totally start a fraternity/sorority hybrid and throw a RAGER

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:28 pm
by mspainadventures
syrupsand wrote:
Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:59 am
God damnit generalbogus, stop drinking m8 its bad for ya health.
If you dont stop drinking ill have to bang ur mom
If I begin drinking alcohol will you bang my mom?

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:18 pm
by Sokota
Hey guys, I'm back!
Long story short, I was arrested in Kazakhstan for tax fraud. But now the OG is back! Anyways who drunk all of my chocolate milk while I was gone

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:12 am
by luigi
Sokota wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:18 pm
Hey guys, I'm back!
Long story short, I was arrested in Kazakhstan for tax fraud. But now the OG is back! Anyways who drunk all of my chocolate milk while I was gone
It was me... I just couldn't help myself, it was getting chunky...

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:44 am
by mspainadventures
feelin' little a alrite with the idea of hot choclety milk.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:25 pm
by syrupsand
mspainadventures wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:28 pm
syrupsand wrote:
Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:59 am
God damnit generalbogus, stop drinking m8 its bad for ya health.
If you dont stop drinking ill have to bang ur mom
If I begin drinking alcohol will you bang my mom?
If u really want her dead, then ok. :cool:



P.S.: im a hitman now(plz dnt hit me uwu)

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:27 pm
by syrupsand
OMG OH SHIT my socks look like kemits head rn omg im literally shaking nd crying rn kermit would never do this omg:(

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:45 pm
by luigi
syrupsand wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:27 pm
OMG OH SHIT my socks look like kemits head rn omg im literally shaking nd crying rn kermit would never do this omg:(
tfw you accidentally wear the communal cum sock :distraught:

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:57 am
by syrupsand
Eww no imagine having a cum sock lol what kind of a loser do you have to be

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:13 pm
by mspainadventures
You can't win if you never lose, I like to say.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:17 pm
by luigi
mspainadventures wrote:
Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:13 pm
You can't win if you never lose, I like to say.
I like to say hey who wants to build a pillow fort tn in the living room we can use the sleeping hobo as a tent pole!

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 10:31 pm
by 23toedbasket
*Snoooooore* I'LL TAKE THE HEART MYSELF *SNNNoooooooooooRe* TRADE YA PIXIE DUST F'R SOME 5G *SsSsSSSnooooooorrrree* Smth, ABOUT Israel... isrealluminati. *SSSSSSNNNNNOOOOOORRRRREEEEE*

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:32 pm
by mspainadventures
*Lifts eyelid to see if you're in the REM phase.*

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:38 am
by 23toedbasket
Eyes are refrigerated McDonald's beef fat yellow you're not even sure if I'm alive

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2020 7:40 am
by syrupsand
Yall just ever be like....

What the fuuuuccck............

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:58 pm
by mspainadventures
yes.