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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 5:19 pm
by luigi
GOTTEM

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 5:45 pm
by Generalrabogolfo
who got gotd

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 9:55 pm
by syrupsand
HAHA you stupid dummy dumms.... Didnt your momma tell you alclollol is bad for ya HEALTH.
Seriously just how HIGH do you even need to be to say that HAAHAA HEEHEE HOOHOO :cal:

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 10:56 am
by kingof555
where the FUCK did you get that alcohol

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sat May 23, 2020 6:56 pm
by luigi
Guys I think I might be dropping out... what do you think, should I?

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sat May 23, 2020 8:56 pm
by syrupsand
luigi wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 6:56 pm
Guys I think I might be dropping out... what do you think, should I?
Yeah man drop that ass.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:38 pm
by AllergicToSanity
WHO in THEIR RIGHT MInd PUT LIKE TWELVE PEOPLE IN ONE COLLEGE APARTMENT

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 2:48 am
by Endater
AllergicToSanity wrote:
Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:38 pm
WHO in THEIR RIGHT MInd PUT LIKE TWELVE PEOPLE IN ONE COLLEGE APARTMENT
Our capitalist society and low minimum wages.

Anyway, is the booze vegan? Is there a vegan option? I'll only go if there's veg-booze

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 1:22 pm
by Past Matheus
Will just buy you some carrots and a blender, because we're kind of missing ingredients for veggie booze cola liquids for your unrequited chasm of a vegan chamber.

So how’s that sound? We could use a new blender, anyway.
All in favor of buying a new shakey thingy, raise your hand.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:31 pm
by luigi
I cleaned the bathroom. Please, just maintain it. It's easy -

- don't knock the tp rolls off when they're empty. Instead, throw them in the (newly emptied) garbage can.
- wash the toothpaste grime down the drain before it hardens. It's not hard, an extra couple seconds when you're done brushing your teeth goes a long way.
- speaking of don't let the toothpaste get crusty and congeal over the exposed hole as some sort of superfluous replacement lid. Just put the lid down when you're done and make sure you wipe away any weird grime. (this is easy to do)
- don't leave weird brown and yellow stains on the shower walls??? dunno what that's from :tense:
- don't pee on the floors! it goes INSIDE THE TOILET BOWL NOT THE CORNERS AROUND THE ROOM YOU LUNATICS.

I don't understand how this is a RECURRING ISSUE.

Sorry. I'm not trying to be hostile. Please just keep the bathroom clean. Come on guys we have almost 15 people living in this apartment and only one bathroom, we have more than enough manpower to keep it clean.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 3:45 am
by syrupsand
WHO the FUCK changed my computers thermal paste to their CUM!

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 4:18 am
by loomingDoom
I just broke the toilet, don't ask how.
Gets a can of soda and drinks
Oh and don't look up

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:11 am
by Past Matheus
Guess we need a new lavatory environment for all your piss n’ poo problems to flush down the damaged toilet.

Because somebody couldn't manage to NOT break said flushing drain machine.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:27 am
by loomingDoom
No... dude like... the whole toilet is in pieces.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:24 am
by Generalrabogolfo
cool. lets throw the pieces at the newbies or something i dunno where was the booze again

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:59 am
by syrupsand
God damnit generalbogus, stop drinking m8 its bad for ya health.
If you dont stop drinking ill have to bang ur mom

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:10 pm
by loomingDoom
Hey, let them drink and why would you need for them to stop drinking to bang their mom? Just go do it m8

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:23 am
by Endater
In response to the bathroom situation: Might I suggest something?

Can we convert the whole bathroom into one giant litter box? We won't have anymore issues with the toilet or piss on the floor AND it would help me connect to my spiritual cat ancestors :orange:!

I'm gonna light up some incense now =)

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:47 am
by syrupsand
Endater wrote:
Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:23 am
In response to the bathroom situation: Might I suggest something?

Can we convert the whole bathroom into one giant litter box? We won't have anymore issues with the toilet or piss on the floor AND it would help me connect to my spiritual cat ancestors :orange:!

I'm gonna light up some incense now =)
Ew no we should hust make the bathroom into one big shower.
We can still take a shit and pee on it still.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:21 pm
by luigi
I say we combine the shower and litterbox ideas and make our bathroom a wet sauna full of polymeric sand. That way the shit and piss will just disguise itself in the wet sand.