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A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Sokota » Tue May 12, 2020 3:12 pm

Pretty much what the subject line says.

Hey, I think we're out of milk. The next time one of you guys go grocery shopping, would you mind grabbing some for me? I can't go right now, I'm cramming for my Econ 101 final.

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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by BrobyDDark » Tue May 12, 2020 3:18 pm

Nathan please come back to us. You keep mumbling about Econ 2 and milk but you're just in a coma Nathan! You gotta come back to us, please! The kids miss you so much, Nathan!

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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by luigi » Tue May 12, 2020 3:27 pm

BrobyDDark wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 3:18 pm
Nathan please come back to us. You keep mumbling about Econ 2 and milk but you're just in a coma Nathan! You gotta come back to us, please! The kids miss you so much, Nathan!
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(from the other room) YOU GUYS GOTTA STOP LEAVING YOUR FUCKING JIZZ SOCKS ON THE COUCH!!!! IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE THE BIG SCREEN FOR PORN YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER!!!!!!!

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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Wed May 13, 2020 4:37 am

isnt this like roleplay? anyway Sarah from the room above us is a bitch!!! she threw me a beer can yesterday and it was empty!!!
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by RoyalFiddle » Wed May 13, 2020 7:15 pm

Who THE FUCK ATE MY BEAN BURRITO, I WAS AWAY FROM THE MICROWAVE FOR LITERALLY 2 MINUTES AND THE BITCHIN BURRITO IS NOW GONE
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Post by luigi » Wed May 13, 2020 10:04 pm

That was yours? I asked Becca and she said I could eat it, I thought it was hers.

Kind of hypocritical to bitch about me eating your food when you're using all my shampoo though...
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Post by RoyalFiddle » Thu May 14, 2020 7:57 pm

Yeah but your shampoo smells good and therefore, as the most important person in this dorm, I get to use it
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Post by luigi » Thu May 14, 2020 8:25 pm

:/

What if I just stop buying shampoo will you just go without?
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Sokota » Thu May 14, 2020 10:07 pm

Is anybody going to Joe's on Friday night to watch the football game? I kinda don't wanna go alone.

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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Sat May 16, 2020 5:52 am

i don't know about going to see the match.... will we have alcohol??
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Post by RoyalFiddle » Sat May 16, 2020 9:19 am

YEAH WHERE'S THE BOOZE
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by SinkingSailor » Wed May 20, 2020 4:35 pm

Did someone say something about alcohol?
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by harmoniousCalamity » Thu May 21, 2020 12:43 am

Okay, but like do we have to go to a football match to get booze, because I don't do sports man :///
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by OrionsAscendant » Thu May 21, 2020 1:31 am

harmoniousCalamity wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 12:43 am
Okay, but like do we have to go to a football match to get booze, because I don't do sports man :///
It's like sneakers, man. You don't need them for running but it sure helps.

Also what's the quintessential college experience without el f ú t b o l ?
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by harmoniousCalamity » Thu May 21, 2020 1:45 am

OrionsAscendant wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 1:31 am
harmoniousCalamity wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 12:43 am
Okay, but like do we have to go to a football match to get booze, because I don't do sports man :///
It's like sneakers, man. You don't need them for running but it sure helps.

Also what's the quintessential college experience without el f ú t b o l ?
Honestly, Idk but like if I can't bang them then like, whats the p o i n t really?
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by OrionsAscendant » Thu May 21, 2020 1:49 am

harmoniousCalamity wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 1:45 am
OrionsAscendant wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 1:31 am
harmoniousCalamity wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 12:43 am
Okay, but like do we have to go to a football match to get booze, because I don't do sports man :///
It's like sneakers, man. You don't need them for running but it sure helps.

Also what's the quintessential college experience without el f ú t b o l ?
Honestly, Idk but like if I can't bang them then like, whats the p o i n t really?
Justifying the amount of money of your tuition spent on them.

Also, something about college pride? Listen, I'm the international student adapting to the wacky american college hijinks. I'm about as confused as you are.
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu May 21, 2020 2:28 am

dude i just need some booze i dont care where okey just gimme da booze
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by OrionsAscendant » Thu May 21, 2020 2:54 am

Generalrabogolfo wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 2:28 am
dude i just need some booze i dont care where okey just gimme da booze
Hand over the Netflix password or bust.
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu May 21, 2020 3:04 am

the password is
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by VASKA » Thu May 21, 2020 3:52 pm

Oh shit gottem
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