Evil Alchemy

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Evil Alchemy

Post by Membo336 » Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:37 pm

Alright, so this is basically a variation of ‘Evil Genie’ and ‘Mold a Toblerone’ forum games, where instead of making a wish and having it get made in the worst way possible, you choose two items, preferably from Homestuck to alchemize, and the person below you either draws it or explains it, as they try to make it the worst result possible. Example:

Person 1: Cake && John’s Computer!
Person 2: You alchemize a big cake with bits of glass shards stuck into it, as well as Keyboard Keys. Pogo || Hammer.

I’ll start: Fruit Gushers && Pumpkin.

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Re: Evil Alchemy

Post by SinkingSailor » Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:49 pm

You get Pumpkin flavored fru- wait, no, they're gone. Were they ever there in the first place? you wonder.

Fidget Spinner && Mug
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Re: Evil Alchemy

Post by davesprite » Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:37 pm

You get the coffee go round!
This is completely stupid. There are three mugs on this spinner and if you spin it it makes a mess. Ugh. No to mention that if you try to drink from one cup the other two spill all over you.

Candy corn && Rifle
Have you thought of caw? Or maybe caw perhaps? No? Then that shall be your undoing.

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Re: Evil Alchemy

Post by tentxcleTherxpist » Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:25 pm

You create the PROBLEM SOLVER, a rifle with an oversized piece of candy corn serving as the barrel.

This, obviously, renders the weapon nonfunctional.

Steak && a kitchen knife.
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Re: Evil Alchemy

Post by MP the OP OG » Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:45 pm

You create the STEAKHANDLE KINIFE it's a knife, but it's handle is a piece of steak, meinig the blade just falls of it.

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Re: Evil Alchemy

Post by AllergicToSanity » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:32 am

MP the OP OG wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:45 pm
Hoody+my collection of JoJo's bizarre adventure manga
You make a giant copy of every jojo manga in your collection merged into one book, except there's holes in it for you to wear it.
Team Fortress 2 && Laptop

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Re: Evil Alchemy

Post by kingof555 » Wed Mar 18, 2020 10:54 pm

you make a laptop shaped copy of team fortress 2. since there is nothing you can use to play laptop shaped games, it's useless

half assembled gaming pc && regular laptop
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