Evil Alchemy
Evil Alchemy
Alright, so this is basically a variation of ‘Evil Genie’ and ‘Mold a Toblerone’ forum games, where instead of making a wish and having it get made in the worst way possible, you choose two items, preferably from Homestuck to alchemize, and the person below you either draws it or explains it, as they try to make it the worst result possible. Example:
Person 1: Cake && John’s Computer!
Person 2: You alchemize a big cake with bits of glass shards stuck into it, as well as Keyboard Keys. Pogo || Hammer.
I’ll start: Fruit Gushers && Pumpkin.
Person 1: Cake && John’s Computer!
Person 2: You alchemize a big cake with bits of glass shards stuck into it, as well as Keyboard Keys. Pogo || Hammer.
I’ll start: Fruit Gushers && Pumpkin.
- SinkingSailor
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Re: Evil Alchemy
You get Pumpkin flavored fru- wait, no, they're gone. Were they ever there in the first place? you wonder.
Fidget Spinner && Mug
Fidget Spinner && Mug
DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR 30 DOLLAR HAIRCUT
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- davesprite
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Re: Evil Alchemy
You get the coffee go round!
This is completely stupid. There are three mugs on this spinner and if you spin it it makes a mess. Ugh. No to mention that if you try to drink from one cup the other two spill all over you.
Candy corn && Rifle
This is completely stupid. There are three mugs on this spinner and if you spin it it makes a mess. Ugh. No to mention that if you try to drink from one cup the other two spill all over you.
Candy corn && Rifle
Have you thought of caw? Or maybe caw perhaps? No? Then that shall be your undoing.
- tentxcleTherxpist
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Re: Evil Alchemy
You create the PROBLEM SOLVER, a rifle with an oversized piece of candy corn serving as the barrel.
This, obviously, renders the weapon nonfunctional.
Steak && a kitchen knife.
This, obviously, renders the weapon nonfunctional.
Steak && a kitchen knife.
- MP the OP OG
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Re: Evil Alchemy
You create the STEAKHANDLE KINIFE it's a knife, but it's handle is a piece of steak, meinig the blade just falls of it.
Hoody+my collection of JoJo's bizarre adventure manga
Hoody+my collection of JoJo's bizarre adventure manga
Many thoughts head full (but most of the thoughts are shitposts)
- AllergicToSanity
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Re: Evil Alchemy
You make a giant copy of every jojo manga in your collection merged into one book, except there's holes in it for you to wear it.MP the OP OG wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:45 pmHoody+my collection of JoJo's bizarre adventure manga
Team Fortress 2 && Laptop
E: like this
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- kingof555
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Re: Evil Alchemy
you make a laptop shaped copy of team fortress 2. since there is nothing you can use to play laptop shaped games, it's useless
half assembled gaming pc && regular laptop
half assembled gaming pc && regular laptop
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