Evil Genie

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Re: Evil Genie

Post by Crpal » Thu Jan 09, 2020 1:16 pm

Granted you get one oreo, completely non-poisoned. Too bad it's over ten years old and so stale that you start choking on it.

I wish for the ability to change the weather outside.

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Re: Evil Genie

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu Jan 09, 2020 1:20 pm

granted. you are enslaved by a shady corporation to change the weather at their whim soon after you started using them.

i wish i wasnt the most prolific user of this website.
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Re: Evil Genie

Post by MP the OP OG » Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:35 pm

Granted. Everyone knows you and hates you

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Re: Evil Genie

Post by TobeWonInToronto » Mon Jan 13, 2020 7:33 pm

Granted. You become quite happy and lively, but simply put, cannot experience negative emotions anymore.


I wish I was the lead singer in a famous band.
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Re: Evil Genie

Post by eldritchCorvus » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:50 pm

Your wish has been granted and you have swapped minds with the lead purple blood troll on another planet and is in a famous troll band and has been killed in your sleep by a olive blood that had enough of your troublesome deeds you secretly done while not with your band meanwhile the troll that you swapped with is doing crimes on your planet

I wish for a decent Sburb session to be a part of at least having 11 other players with 11 other aspects that's not heart and has a 50/50 chance of being won
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Re: Evil Genie

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:06 pm

granted! turns out, a decent sburb session is filled with depressed people because of the death of their home planet so you'll have to, apart from the game itself, deal with your depression and/or madness.

i wish for the complete elimination of every trace of Jesus, the son of God, from every text, history or knowledge ever.
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Re: Evil Genie

Post by babygusher » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:15 pm

Granted. There is now no trace of any superior power, but there is also no progression in technology nor evolution.

I wish for a perfectly regular box of fruit gushers, with no poisons, reality bending properties, or any out-of-the-ordinary traits.

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Re: Evil Genie

Post by Roxy » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:30 pm

babygusher wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:15 pm
Granted. There is now no trace of any superior power, but there is also no progression in technology nor evolution.

I wish for a perfectly regular box of fruit gushers, with no poisons, reality bending properties, or any out-of-the-ordinary traits.
Granted. They're perfectly regular gushers. But they've all melted together under the hot winter sun of Texas

I wish to be given the power to completely restructure the U.S. Government to a design of my own creation, that works exactly as described, at any given moment, while still retaining the ability TO somehow describe it via text, words, etc., and to be able to continue living life as I do currently
I don't know dude, i just- I just drink blood dude
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Re: Evil Genie

Post by MorganMustDie » Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:53 pm

Granted, although your wishes do contradict eachother. You cannot change the system you live in, as well as maintaining the exact style of life that you used to have, so the changes you make to the governmental structure take place in a separate timeline that you can never reach, whilst you continue to live out your second wish in an unchanged version of reality, and you are barred from entering your own utopia

I wanna meet james acaster
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Re: Evil Genie

Post by eldritchCorvus » Wed Feb 12, 2020 7:31 am

Granted and you basically meet the corpse of James Acaster

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Re: Evil Genie

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:24 am

granted. it's kate and makin.

i wish for the coronavirus to kill us all.
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Re: Evil Genie

Post by paladinnertime » Thu Feb 13, 2020 9:08 am

The corona virus kills only us in this thread


I wish for 3 wishes and the pie
So like do highbloods just love milk or what?

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Re: Evil Genie

Post by RoyalFiddle » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:04 pm

The Three Wishes are baked into the Pie, making them unusable as wishes, as well as ruining the taste of the pie

Genie I wish for the power to make people realize that Homestuck has never not been at least decent
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
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Re: Evil Genie

Post by ThePungeonMaster » Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:24 pm

Granted, everyone suddenly thinks Homestuck is God's gift to humanity. All criticism is dropped, the authors are blindly praised, and consequently, the quality of Homestuck^2 and Hiveswap nosedives in quality, as none of the people working on it feel like they need to try.

I wish for Dirk to be done justice in HS^2, and not boiled down to a one-dimensional villain.
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Re: Evil Genie

Post by RoyalFiddle » Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:09 am

Fuck it I know it's breaking manners for myself to go again this soon but I want this one.

Wish granted, absolutely nothing changes. You slowly begin to realize that this may have been a massive waste of time.

Yeah I wish for a KFCtm Nashvilletm Hottm Chickentm Sandwichtm that isn't greasy as all fuckin hell
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
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Re: Evil Genie

Post by sigmatic » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:28 am

Granted. This piece of shit is the dryest sandwich known to mankind. You're pretty sure most of it is actually sand.

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Re: Evil Genie

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:34 am

your brain eventually has a seizure because of all the knowledge.

i wish for some edible and non poisoned food
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Re: Evil Genie

Post by Roxy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:56 pm

Granted. You've been given school cafeteria slop.
If you can even call that truly "edible"

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I don't know dude, i just- I just drink blood dude
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