Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

today i am [redacted]

ahahahha she [redacted]

A wandering soldier enters this thread!

Soldier:
100/100 HP
4/10 Nutrition
6/10 Hydration
0/7 Steps to Nirvana Reached

They request to stop and rest here a bit while they eat.

shit dude, you only got 0 nirvana steps.

The soldier takes psychological damage from you pointing out their failures.

Soldier:
90/100 HP
4/10 Nutrition
6/10 Hydration
0/7 Steps to Nirvana Reached

I give the soldier a sleeping bag, a bottle of water, and some crackers.

I like the idea of having a character in a thread you can interact with

I give the soldier some bandages to help him recover from the psychological damage he received.

The Soldier excitedly thanks you and accepts the gifts.

They eat the crackers, and drink the water. They then place the sleeping bag on the ground for whenever they get tired. The soldier patches their ego with the bandages.

Soldier:
95/100 HP
8/10 Nutrition
10/10 Hydration
0/7 Steps to Nirvana Reached


A wild scorpion then scuttles into the thread and rests upon the sleeping bag, unknown to the Soldier.

Scorpion:
10/10 HP
1/1 Tails

2 120 sided dice roll a 141 out of 240 and a coin has been flipped and has landed on tails

i completely destroyed this soldier with FACTS and LOGIC

if anyone else posts they're destined to commit genocide

*sigh* I guess i have no choice. *draws shotgun*

You assail the Soldier with so many FACTS and so much LOGIC that they become intellectually ascended, and reach a new understanding of the world that they live in. They also take damage from an overload of knowledge.

In their new ascended state, they realize that there are actually 8 steps to Nirvana.

Soldier:
50/100 HP
6/10 Nutrition
8/10 Hydration
0/8 Steps to Nirvana Reached

The Scorpion could not handle the FACTS and LOGIC, and was vaporized.

Scorpion:
0/10 HP
0/1 Tails
Status: Deceased

oh fuck

>i am inviting destruction of mind unintentionally
this is just further confirmation of my classpect.

I shall give the soldier a mental healing of mind (I am not a mind player btw), and possibly soul as well because I'm possibly a heir of heart

I shall clone the soldier for my army

You clone the Soldier for your own purposes.

You attempt to heal the Soldier's mind and soul. In doing so, you've eased the burden of knowledge from them. They are no longer restrained from the limitations of their own mind. The Soldier has gained the Sixth Sense.

Soldier:
75/100 HP
6/10 Nutrition
8/10 Hydration
0/8 Steps to Nirvana Reached

Soldier (Clone):
50/100 HP
6/10 Nutrition
8/10 Hydration
Autonomy: 0%

Explain 6th sense