Wait a goddamn minute

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Wait a goddamn minute

Post by thorondraco » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:27 pm

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... nooooooo. it couldn't be O.o

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Re: Wait a goddamn minute

Post by foreverFlummoxed » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:09 am

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Nah, it's prolly' nothin'
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Re: Wait a goddamn minute

Post by thorondraco » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:35 am

foreverFlummoxed wrote:
Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:09 am
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Nah, it's prolly' nothin'
I don't know honestly. But it is a big ol question mark.

Will say that jude and tavros are both quite nervous and paranoid, its just that jude focuses it towards conspiracy theories.

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Re: Wait a goddamn minute

Post by overThinker » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:57 am

they all have jake as a biological father so i'm not surprised by their similitude
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Re: Wait a goddamn minute

Post by luigi » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:55 am

Holy shit yeah those are all Jake's offspring, Jake included. Does he have the most canonical offspring then?

John - 2 (Harry Anderson, Dad Crocker)
Rose - 2? (Yiffy, Vrissy?(Adopted))
Dave - 0 (Does dave ever have kids?)
Jade - 1 (Yiffy... I don't think she's had any other kids)
Jane - 5 (John, Jade, Tavros, Herself, Dad Egbert)
Roxy - 4 (Rose, Dave, Harry Anderson, Herself)
Dirk - 2 (Dave, Himself)
Jake - 6 (John, Jade, Jake, Joey, Jude, Tavros)

Did I miss anyone?

Whoa so wait John isn't even Tavvy's uncle he's his brother!
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Re: Wait a goddamn minute

Post by overThinker » Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:20 am

the man is a pussy vortex of sheer masculinity
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Re: Wait a goddamn minute

Post by luigi » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:57 pm

overThinker wrote:
Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:20 am
the man is a pussy vortex of sheer masculinity
Jake is a towering volcano composed of pure sex, and Jane is a fascist fertility goddess.
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Re: Wait a goddamn minute

Post by averageJokester » Thu Jul 16, 2020 1:48 pm

luigi wrote:
Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:55 am
Jake - 6 (John, Jade, Jake, Joey, Jude, Tavros)
damn, tavros should have had a name that starts with J. hes the outlier in the english family tree
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Re: Wait a goddamn minute

Post by mightyhydrator » Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:02 pm

luigi wrote:
Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:55 am
id I miss anyone?
Whoa so wait John isn't even Tavvy's uncle he's his brother!
Dirk is also Rose's father, and every winner of the B2 session participated in the offspring generation (cite: [S] Credits).

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Re: Wait a goddamn minute

Post by thorondraco » Sun Aug 16, 2020 5:09 pm

Bringing this up after more thought.

I am still rather suspicious here. Whatever equivalent to geneology we could reference for here, Both jude and tavros have buck teeth like Jane and Jade. Two teeth rather than the slightly dpery one.

The problem is that the two tooth buck teef feature comes from Jane, not Jake. So how would jude have that feature?

Also i might be crazy but Yiffy looks a lot like Joey to me, minus the ears and shit.

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Re: Wait a goddamn minute

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