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Post by calamityCons » Thu Nov 14, 2019 9:19 pm

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Your name is SPEID SPRIYEVKA, a name that you don’t know how to translate because you don’t speak English. You somehow wound up in this weird yellow room with sparse red furniture in it. Your head hurts like a bitch.

What do you do?

> Flip table

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I've decided to make a very very small fanventure just for the hell of it. I don't expect to keep this going for too long, but if you'd like to participate feel free to make suggestions!
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Re: Very Small AU Fanventure

Post by calamityCons » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:33 pm

>SS: Root through trash bin like a raccoon.
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You don’t know what a raccoon is but you can root through some trash, sure. You open the lid of the TRASH BIN. It is filled with cardboard containers with markings you don’t recognize on them. While you can’t tell what they say, the narrative will inform the reader that these are TAKEOUT BOXES from PIZZA HUT and TACO BELL. You don’t know anything about that though, because you’re an alien.

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PREPARE YOUR BUTTOCKS AN INTRUDER APPROACHETH

Post by calamityCons » Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:45 pm

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HUAH!!!

You heard someone speaking behind you in a language you didn’t understand! Instinctively you tossed one of your KITCHEN KNIVES toward the oh shit
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oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh FUCK

What happened to this poor bastard’s SHELL!?

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Karkat: Go save your sister before your new Alien Pet Friend tries to eat her.

Post by calamityCons » Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:41 pm

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You are now KARKAT VANTAS-MARYAM, an 8-year-old boy who has just gotten out of school for the day a few moments ago. Last night you recall finding a strange human-like creature that you are ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE is an alien in your garbage bins. He seemed unconscious and didn’t respond to anything, and he was wearing some really TATTERED CLOTHING so you asked your older sister KANAYA VANTAS-MARYAM to give him something else to wear. It’s too big for him because Kanaya is very tall, but you are proud of your leadership skills and are confident that you new ALIEN PET FRIEND is comfortable.

You kinda struggled to focus on school today because you were too busy thinking about WHAT ALIEN PET FRIENDS EAT. You live down the street from school, and around the corner is a BURGER KING, a TACO BELL, a PIZZA HUT, and a small MEXICAN GROCERY STORE called LA MORENITA. You can easily walk there and purchase some food for your Alien Pet Friend.

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Re: Very Small AU Fanventure

Post by TH4NK YOU B3N » Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:16 am

Car: Swerve out of the way
only bad takes here

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>Attempt to placate the dangerous aliens with the well-cooked chicken meat.

Post by calamityCons » Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:22 pm

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OH MY GOD JUST EAT THE CHICKEN NUGGET

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Re: Very Small AU Fanventure

Post by TH4NK YOU B3N » Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:40 am

oh wow there were a lot of updates in between
only bad takes here

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Re: Very Small AU Fanventure

Post by calamityCons » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:24 am

Yeah I'm unsure how to connect the tumblr and thread together lol
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Definitely Not Teleporting God Dog: Steal the whole Show

Post by calamityCons » Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:58 pm

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You are now a STRAY DOG!

You have been momentarily distracted by an bizarre scene! For some reason, there are GLASS SHARDS and a KITCHEN KNIFE on the ground. As a certified GOOD DOG (if smelly and covered in garbage) you took it upon yourself to move it away from the middle of the street.

(You don’t know this, but there is actually road work happening on this street that prevents any cars from passing through and being damaged by the GLASS SHARDS. No construction workers are here because it was raining all day until just now).

Due to the CLOSE CONTACT you had with the GLASS SHARDS and KNIFE, you caught whiff of a VERY ODD SMELL. The smell resembles IVORY, WOOD, CLAY, PEWTER, STONE, and HUMAN all at once. You can also smell it nearby.

You’re curious!
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> Nepeta: Quit reminiscing and see how that guy is holding up.

Post by calamityCons » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:56 am

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You watch as the sweet little SCOTTISH TERRIER has leapt into your alien friend's lap and begun cuddling with him. You don't have a clue what he was thinking about, but it looks like he's calming down. You hope. Your ability to understand the body language of others isn't that great, and it's already been challenged from the CULTURE SHOCK of living in AMERICA instead of MEXICO. Your ability to understand the body language of a humanoid creature that is not actually a human being is probably the most difficult social challenge you've ever undertaken!

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> Uninvited Guest: show up all uninvited like

Post by calamityCons » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:15 pm

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VRISKA: OH HEEEEEEEEY NEIGH8OR!
VRISKA: WOW what a coincidence running into you here!
VRISKA: Think you could spare 8 seconds for your friendly single armed Spider-Lass?
VRISKA: Get it? I'm your very own friendly neigh8orhood Spider-Man, like those dum8 comic 8ooks you're o8sessed with. Only way cooler, 8ecause it's 8een changed to 8etter suit me!

NEPETA: um... i r33d manga and doujinshi, not american comic.
VRISKA: Well shit. You are totally right! Sure schooled me. Really taught me a lesson on kid's 8ook semantics.
VRISKA: Did I ever tell you how much I love your accent? The way you break up the e's like that is SO cute.
VRISKA: Oh woah, hold the PHONE! Is that the alien? He's staying with you today????????
VRISKA: That's WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!
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NEPETA: hang on i still want to talk about manga!
VRISKA: Sounds good to me! Go on Lupe I'm listening.
NEPETA: well...
NEPETA: furst of all they're not just fur kids. you can get a lot of good written and manga for adult.

VRISKA: Uh-huh!
NEPETA: if you'd just attend the book club like you k33p purromising you will...
VRISKA: Oh you know what else I love about your accent? The way you rrrrrrrroll your r's!
VRISKA: Wow oh my god look at this adora8le inv8er from outer space. It's so fucking short hahahahahahahaha what is it 4 feet tall!
VRISKA: Can you 8uh-LIEVE how smooth his head is? It's like a helmet!
VRISKA: I 8et he isn't even a space inv8er at all. He sure is dedic8d to this Scoo8y-Doo 8ullshit if that's true!

NEPETA: vwiskers, it's nice to s33 you and all, but i didn't invite you over!
NEPETA: if you n33d something you could sended me a message.

VRISKA: Uuuuuuuugh! Can't a girl just chill and spend time with her neigh8ors every once in a while?
VRISKA: I've 8een to those dum8ass therapy sessions and everything!!!!!!!!
VRISKA: I know how to interact socially and in a healthy, productive way! You can't 8lame me for 8eing shaky at it at first, I'm still learning.

NEPETA: :|
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time to fight vriska

Post by calamityCons » Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:28 pm

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That’s exactly what you’re trying to AVOID doing!!!! You’re strong enough to keep these two at bay for a couple minutes at most, you should’ve just called for help from the GROUP CHAT, ay dios mío you should’ve just called Gamzee, he already had experience fighting this guy and he would have found a way to keep the peace and maybe you could have made some pan dulce together wait SHIT you’re still trying to keep these two from tearing each other apart you’ve got to stay focused.
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