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Re: Dungeon Crawl Game (FREE TO PLAY)

Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 7:24 am
by 23toedbasket
>Lab assistant: try Password

Re: Dungeon Crawl Game (FREE TO PLAY)

Posted: Sat May 23, 2020 11:58 pm
by luigi
23toedbasket wrote:
Sun May 17, 2020 7:24 am
>Lab assistant: try Password
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Looks like that was the correct password. You are greeted with the home screen of this laptop. Oh look a game!
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You click on the game to see what it is.
>DUNGEON CRAWLER (FREE TO PLAY)
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What's this? Is that supposed to be you? What's going on here?

Looks like you have 100 Points to spend on building your character, choosing from the items listed on the screen. No descriptions are given for any of them, and the prices seem kind of random.

Re: Dungeon Crawl Game (FREE TO PLAY)

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 6:58 pm
by 23toedbasket
>click randomize

Re: Dungeon Crawl Game (FREE TO PLAY)

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 1:32 pm
by luigi
23toedbasket wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 6:58 pm
>Click Randomize.
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You sit in front of the computer for what feels like months, struggling to make a decision. Curse your indecisiveness! Eventually, you decide to just click randomize.

It makes the decision of Kick Boot and Boomerang for you. This should be easy...
>Start.
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You are an aspiring Lab Assistant playing a video game about a Dungeon Crawler. You have spawned outside of the game's first dungeon, labelled 'Temple of Treasure'. There is no tutorial but you assume based on the title of the game your goal is to crawl through some dungeons.

What do you do?

Re: Dungeon Crawl Game (FREE TO PLAY)

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:18 pm
by classpectanon
train the pig

Re: Dungeon Crawl Game (FREE TO PLAY)

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:16 pm
by luigi
classpectanon wrote:
Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:18 pm
>Train the pig.
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...
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You have just found something beautiful...
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And he doesn't even know it yet.
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The bond you share with this pig is beautiful. It is something transcending love - it is truth. Together, you hone body and mind. You climb Mount Friendship, you lift Palweights, you put it all on the line in an effort to attain the ultimate treasure - a relatively fit adventuring pig.

You gain a party member! The Pig is now Level 1.
>Enter the dungeon.
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You cross the threshold and enter the dungeon. You can feel the judgement pouring off the attendants of the help desk - they could never understand the bond you share with your pig. Luckily your pig has high self-esteem, so the glares don't get to him as much. In fact, he says you're imagining things and that the attendants seem pretty friendly.

Oh piggy. Oh poor, sweet, innocent, naïve piggy.
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CHECKPOINT!

You are a Dungeon Crawler and Pig Tamer, and you have just tamed the shit out of this pig. Your goal now is to crawl the shit out of this dungeon. What do you do?
>Lab Assistant: Fondly regard companion.
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It took you 67 hours to tame the pig and train it up to Level 1. Your heart swells with adoration for the fictional companion.

The ghost butlers of LEVEL 3 have been feeding you rice krispie squares, but the excess of sugary fake marshmallow stuff is starting to make your stomach burn.
>The computer's clock is stuck.
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Weird.

Re: Dungeon Crawl Game (FREE TO PLAY)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:00 pm
by quicksaveisF5
New Game + Guy: Shoot yourself in the foot then cry to gain their pity.

NG+Guy: Then, when they're close and their guard is down, steal their spears and kill them at close range.

Re: Dungeon Crawl Game (FREE TO PLAY)

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:28 pm
by luigi
quicksaveisF5 wrote:
Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:00 pm
>New Game + Guy: Shoot yourself in the foot then cry to gain their pity.
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That was a terrible idea. You're in shock for a few seconds, so you don't feel the pain at first...
quicksaveisF5 wrote:
Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:00 pm
>New Game + Guy: When they're close and their guard is down, steal their spears and kill them at close range.
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While the original idea was to cry for pity, you're crying now because you just shot yourself in the foot - literally - and it hurts like... well, it hurts as much as it would when you use a gun to blow off your own foot.

One of the guards tries to help you, so you take the opportunity to go for his weapon. Predictably, you fail.
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They throw you in the dungeon's dungeon to await your trial. The charge is attempted theft of a guards weapon. They made no effort to heal your foot after you disrespected their first help attempt, so it continues to bleed.

Re: Dungeon Crawl Game (FREE TO PLAY)

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 7:36 pm
by BrobyDDark
>kill rat with book and use body to lure guards