>ROBOQUEST
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Toybot: nudge one of the many robot corpses over to the head so he can take it over.
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>Clown Robot: Float around in the endless void of the non-canon
>Clebe: Enter Chekhov Control Tower
>Clebe: Enter Chekhov Control Tower
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Re: >ROBOQUEST
>Commands from MSPFA (and I quote):
>piratissimo: rip the traitoris arm off your glorious body as heat from your rage starts melting all the pieces of your body into on super-powerful form (witch looks like a metal sonic ripoff)
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>piratissimo: rip the traitoris arm off your glorious body as heat from your rage starts melting all the pieces of your body into on super-powerful form (witch looks like a metal sonic ripoff)
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You are too small and weak to move an entire body towards the HEAD, so instead you do the opposite and push it to a body.
>Next.

It feels like it’s been forever since you had bodily autonomy! What do you do first with this newfound mobility?

You EQUIP the SOLDIER’S ARM.

You use the ARM to pick up the PROD.
WEAPONRY BEGETS WEAPONRY.
BrobyDDark wrote: ↑Sun Mar 28, 2021 10:43 am>Clown Robot: Float around in the endless void of the non-canon.

There is nothing.
You are no one.

You push the button to summon the elevator, cross your arms in front of (behind) you, and impatiently wait for the elevator to come down.
>Next.

Oh shit! Why is she here!? She looks pissed off…
>Next.

As soon as the EMPRESS notices you, she calms down and regains her decorum. She asks for a status update, and you tell her the entire ship is being consumed piece by piece by an angry mob of TRITOPI. You tell her you were just on your way to activate the CHEKHOV SUPERLASER, and she promotes you for your initiative.
>Next.

As the doors close, you see her turn down the hallway towards the PRISON WING. You wonder what the hell her deal is today.
>Piratissimo: Rip off the traitorous arm.

You get really angry and rip the arm off.
>Next.

>Next.

Oh hey your ARM!
>Next.

Your rage causes you to begin overheating. You feel the many heads thrumming with fear, but they are powerless to prevent what will happen next.
>Next.

You begin to melt.
>Next.

But your spirit is indomitable. Despite melting into a pile of liquid metal and computer parts, you are still alive. Before the metal cools, you begin to reform your body into one of perfect unity.
>Next.

After taking a minute to cool down using your favourite anger management techniques you burst out of the TECHNOCHAMBER as a massive robotic monstrosity. You gain a whole bunch of random powers and upgrades. Who needs a FORK when you have SCIENCE?
Be careful not to get too angry again lest you lose control of your new glorious body.
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Re: >ROBOQUEST
>Piratissimo: Punch the nearest thing to death to test your new mighty abilities
Re: >ROBOQUEST
>Past robot: Reattach your arms and legs, and get out of there.
>Current robot: Pick up toybot, place on head for safekeeping.
>Sam Cesar: Flip that big lever on the wall from off to on.
>Current robot: Pick up toybot, place on head for safekeeping.
>Sam Cesar: Flip that big lever on the wall from off to on.
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Re: >ROBOQUEST
BrobyDDark wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:41 am>Piratissimo: Punch the nearest thing to death to test your new mighty abilities

There is nothing within immediate punching range so you do lasers instead.
First, you absorb light from the stars.
>Next.

Your STARBLAST easily vaporizes dozens of TRITOPI.

Holy shit is that your LEGS?
The TOYBOT confirms that it was LEGS, and then was PIRATISSIMO, and is now a GIANT.
You technically haven't failed your BOUNTY HUNT yet, your target has just gotten bigger. But where the fuck is your ULTIMATE SPACE WEAPONRY?

LEE: There are backup arms on my ship, and the legs should work if I press the reset button on the taint.
LEE: You're pretty much resistant to their lasers so if you just sprint through and don't stop to fight any of 'em...
LEE: You could probably make it to the dock.
ROBOT: BEEP BEEP.
LEE: It's the cube.
LEE: Quick note, there are no windows on it, so to see outside of it you have to use the telescope to peer through the walls.
LEE: Once you get used to it it feels pretty cool, looking out effortlessly any direction into space.
>Next.

LEE: Oh! And put all this shit in your chest trunk.
LEE: Never allow harm to come to the bunny doll, lest the evil spirit inside will reincarnate.
LEE: Normally it would try to psionically goad a sentient being into slaying it but luckily you're just a robot.
LEE: So I think it's probably a good idea to leave it with you.

You get a minion to do it for you. You're starting to deal with the comedown.
>Next.

The autopilot pulls the SHIP into the GARBAGE ROOM!
>Next.

>Next.

Well this isn't good.

LEE: Wait till I lock myself in the safe.
LEE: Then run for the ship.
You can't wait! You're definitely going to do a BOUNTY HUNTER ADVENTURE like the guy said. That sounds cool.
>Next.

You totally forget about him telling you to wait, and instead kick open the door.
But then you have an idea that's a bit more cinematic.
>Next.

You smash through the window and use parkour to escape.
>Next.

LEE: Did it do that on purpose?
LEE: 3v1 instead of 1v1...
>Next.

Unsurprisingly, he dies.
>Next.

The horned robot brandishes a terrifying HAMMER!
>Parkour dodge past it.

You accidentally parkour into it instead.
>Use your BLUETOOTH CONNECTION to take control of the big robot.

The blow grounds you, but after a short mental struggle, the giant submits. What would you have it do?
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Re: >ROBOQUEST
>Flam: Get even higher off of garbage fumes. Ascend to GARBAGE GOD