Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

You are now CJ.
You have just put out a fire.
Earlier, some guy in a fursuit tried making a deal with you or something. The conversation went something like this:
AB: Hello, CJ. I'm here to make a deal with you. You're experiencing things you want to forget, and I want to hel-
CJ: Huh? oh hey i didnt know they let you wear fursuits in the workplace here, thats pretty cool.
AB: I...
AB: What?
CJ: Huh?
AB: I don't...
AB: I...
AB: Pardon???
CJ: ?????
AB: ...
AB: Goodbye.

It left you thoroughly confused.
What will you do?

Make sure the bucket isn't damaged.

You disregard any commands because we are now briefly returning to Doc and the Abhorrent Benefactor (Absolute Bastard) because, let's be real, we're missing out on some important shit here.

>Seek out bean juice

Peg it with the coffee cup

Introduce the Absolute Bastard's head to your now empty coffee cup.

Right. Now we can get back to CJ and Bucket.

...Looks industrial. You guess this is some kind of boiler area or something???????

Looks like something tore the body in there in half, then broke the bottom of the door and stepped out. You're kind of reluctant to follow the blood trail.

Ok.
Uh... What is that.




O...oh god...
You think you're going to throw up.




uh




Oh no








Oh no no no oh fuck oh no

uh

Fuck.




Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. It's in so much pain. Why would this be part of its regular growth process!!




You would get help, but.. well.. yeah.
God damn it.

As some of you might have noticed, Darkshade has been using less and less reader commands as the story nears its end. However, I do still want to incorporate reader suggestions in some way, so:
Leave as many suggestions for as many characters as you can (except for the Abhorrent Benefactor and the Weird Dog. Antagonists don't get commands in this story.)
Suggestions don't even have to be related to what's currently happening, I just want to be able to incorporate something from the readers one last time before commands are phased out and the story ends.

Yes, it's HM. You guess it's going through some kind of nesting phase or something? But you can sense that it's in great pain because of this.
Maybe you can think of some way to help.
Come on!!
Dammit, imagination! Why can't you work the one time I need you!!





...





It's hopeless. You can't think of any way you could possibly save HM from its pain.












You fall to your knees, tears dripping from your eyes. Eyes which almost always view everything with neutral indifference.





But not even you can see a friend in pain and feel nothing about it. All you can think to do now is scream your way out of this reality, and into the next.

deadlyAdder wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:51 pm

As some of you might have noticed, Darkshade has been using less and less reader commands as the story nears its end. However, I do still want to incorporate reader suggestions in some way, so:
Leave as many suggestions for as many characters as you can (except for the Abhorrent Benefactor and the Weird Dog. Antagonists don't get commands in this story.)
Suggestions don't even have to be related to what's currently happening, I just want to be able to incorporate something from the readers one last time before commands are phased out and the story ends.

Nearing the end??? Wow I wasn't expecting that. End of an era

luigi wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 28, 2020 3:49 am

deadlyAdder wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:51 pm

As some of you might have noticed, Darkshade has been using less and less reader commands as the story nears its end. However, I do still want to incorporate reader suggestions in some way, so:
Leave as many suggestions for as many characters as you can (except for the Abhorrent Benefactor and the Weird Dog. Antagonists don't get commands in this story.)
Suggestions don't even have to be related to what's currently happening, I just want to be able to incorporate something from the readers one last time before commands are phased out and the story ends.

Nearing the end??? Wow I wasn't expecting that. End of an era

theres still at least 100 pages to go dw

>HM: What's wrong? Was it something you ate?

quick update for those who aren't in the discord:
The next update is gonna have an animation, which is why it's taking so long. It'll likely be posted early 2021.
Sorry for the wait.
Additionally, the comic has at least 400 pages to go after said animation.

After several years, I've decided to start rewriting Darkshade.
You can find the rewrite here
I'm not going to mirror the comic here, because it would not be the Full Experience (The MSPFA has Dynamic Music now.)
Let me know if I should create a separate thread for Suggestions, or stick to this one.