...A VOID

[RancidRancor]

U: don't you let that lil @#@# consume you!

[1011686]

>If you say more swear words than he does that means you win, I hear.

Also it recently struck me that this whole story series is similar to that of certain Kirby games, which is cool.

[luigi]

>If you say more swear words than he does that means you win, I hear.

Also it recently struck me that this whole story series is similar to that of certain Kirby games, which is cool.

I've only played a random smattering of Kirby games but I've seen a fuckton of those Kirby lore videos for some reason. Because I'm kind of stupid and aren't seeing it can you elaborate on where you see the similarities?

[RoyalFiddle]

Dark Matter and his kin are similar in nature to The Voids and it's kin Luigi

[1011686]

Well, just the whole deal with Zero, an incredibly powerful entity which lives in its own void of sorts, seeking to consume the inhabitants of the rest of reality, by sending out vessels of its power, only to be stopped at the end by one of these vessels turning against it (Uno instead of Gooey). Also there's an obvious similarity between the names "Zero" and "One", and the setting in general with all these voids with their own inhabitants and cosmic entities is kinda reminiscent of Kirby, imo.

[luigi]

Well, just the whole deal with Zero, an incredibly powerful entity which lives in its own void of sorts, seeking to consume the inhabitants of the rest of reality, by sending out vessels of its power, only to be stopped at the end by one of these vessels turning against it (Uno instead of Gooey). Also there's an obvious similarity between the names "Zero" and "One", and the setting in general with all these voids with their own inhabitants and cosmic entities is kinda reminiscent of Kirby, imo.

Yeeeah now I see it that's pretty cool. And the Zero, One name comparison is pretty cool two.

[23toedbasket]

>keep being vile and continue this vitriolic banter

ONE: Well aren't YOU a @#$# @#$@$ @#$@#$%@% @# @#%$@$4345@34
U: oh me? THAT'S RICH COMING FROM a @#$%# %#@&^%$ @#$%@%#$! @!%$ #%$ !#%@$%$^!%@$# &^!%@$ &!^@%$ @&^^@%

>If you say more swear words than he does that means you win, I hear.

Also it recently struck me that this whole story series is similar to that of certain Kirby games, which is cool.
(23TB: that IS very cool! went down a WHOLE rabbit hole bc of this thanks dude! seems to be a manifestation of what a lot of games would call pure evil. See Gannon from Legend of Zelda or the Mordachk from Vigilant Prime

ONE: WHO the $^%# do you THINK YOU ^$#@%%$#@ ARE MOTHER #$@@#$ @$#@#$ @$@%$#@ %$# @#@%@%$#@^%$# $@%#$@%!^%$##$& &$^@%@$%$@%^$%#$$ %@$#%@$^#% @^%$#^%$@%$!!!!!!!!!%!$@&^%$ &#^@!#$!^%$#@^%@# @%$# @%$# ^@%$# ^@%$ ^&@%$# ^@%$!!!!!! %#^@$ #^%$@#^%@$#^ ^@$%#^%@$#^%@ #^@%$#^@%$#^%@#^@%$# ^%@$!!!!!!!

U: What are you F^#$@#$ STUPID?? I'm U DUMB@$$ hahaha I! am! U! and you can TAKE THAT and SHOVE IT RIGHT UP IN YOUR BIG RED@%$!%$ !%$@%!$@ ^!%$# $!$!#$!#%!$ !%$#!%$!#@ !$%#@%!$@ !%$#@%!$#@%$! @!%$@#%!$#@$%!#@ %!$#@%$!#@ !$%#@$!#@%!$#@%!!!!!!$ %!$@%$!#% @$!#@%$!@% $!#@ %$!!!!!!!!@#%$!@%$!#%$@#!%$#^!!!!!!%$@ ^!%@$%!$#@%$!E@ !%$@#%^$!#@%!$#@%$!@#%$!#%$!# %@!$#@%$!# @%!#@ !%$#@%! $#@ %!$# @%$!#@% @!$ #%@!$#@% !$#@%$!#@%$#!%@#!% $@!%#@%$! @$%!#@%$!#@%$!@ %!$@%$! @%$!E%@$!%$#@ %!%$@#%!$#%$#@%!$ %$!%@$%#!@%!@#%$%!!!!!!!

Uno, One: commence violent hatesnogging

U: $#@$ %$#@ %$@#%$@@$# $#@$@%$#@%$#@%$ $#@%$#@%$!!!
ONE: @&^%#@^@@%$@^%$#^%@$^@%@^%!! ^%!^%$@^%!!! ^%$^%$#!!


U: OH I CAN DO WHATEVER I F#@$%#$# WANT I'M THE HEAD OF THIS @#$# NOW!! @#$@ #@$#@$@$$@!! $#@$#$! $##@$#$%%$#!! $%#$#@%$#%$#$%!% %$#%$@$%!$# %$@#%$!!!!!
ONE: OUUU GOOD PUN YOU GOD#%$ COMEDIAN HUH?? STUPID #$#$% FAT #$@#$@ UGLY %@$@$ BULBOUS @#$!!!!!!!

U: WOW, okay, YOU ARE AN @#$$#$@ $#!@$#$!@#!!!! $@#!$!!! $##$#$!!!
ONE: ha HA ha it's so CUTE that YOU think you can @$!$!$!$!!! #%$#%%%%@@!!! %%$%^!!! %$##$%%!!!!%$##% !$%%!%!%!!$#%$!%#$!%#%#!#!!!!

U: YEAH?? YOU LIKE THAT HUH??? THINK IM CUTE?? HUH??
ONE: YEAH!... I uh, I do

U: OH.. y-you do? w-well
ONE: I, I mean... Kind of...

CENSORED

>S P E A K: "Do not be angry, child. I wish to give you a present"

DEFINITELY STILL CENSORED
THE GREAT OPPRESSOR flops his big, hard, twitching 'gift' to U on the ground.

ONE: Heheheh... you like it?
U: W.. wow, oh my gosh. It's too much I couldn't possibly take THAT!

>THEY ARE SO CLOSE OH MY *GOD*!!!!! JUST FUCKING *CONSUME* HIM ALREADY. TAKE WHAT IS YOURS, MISTER #1.

You're right, they DO seem to be getting quite close! ONE decided to just CONSUME his fear of rejection and provide this strange, yet, enchanting cranium with his prized posession. The CORPSE of the SECOND POWER CHILD, which has grown stiff from riggor mortis but still twitches for some reason.

ONE: nonono, please, you can have it. I, uhm.. Want you to have it.

U: that's so generous, I... thank you... Mister #1

U: don't you let that lil @#@# consume you!

Doesn't seem like the GREAT OPPRESSOR is trying to eat U at all! he's actually quite... sweet!

ONE: do you... do you like it? I mean I can see if theres another body for yo--*

U: I love it.

>Uno: Give the helmet to somebody more diplomatic to continue the conversation with Bryn.

ONE: so uh, do you want to grab coffee sometime? I know this great magical city just over there a ways

U: that sounds, uh. nice

POP

Oop! looks like the connection to that UNO character is back online! you should probably investigate this new power your patron got you... because now there's ANOTHER head in your void! actually, this could be interesting...

YOU can now BE U
OPTIONS:
>Speak
>be GRM
>be Blade Sentinel
>be Blast Sentinel
>Be U
>Return home
>Move to Next World
>ENTER COMMAND

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hey dudes! I'm working on the ItaliCuest update right now, I'll be posting an announcement/message for all you guys there

[luigi]

See Gannon from Legend of Zelda

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IT'S *GANON* NOT GANNON.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Uno: Tell One about the living Two Power Child.

[23toedbasket]

>Uno: Tell One about the living Two Power Child.

The head of UNO begins to scream obnoxiously and without any self or situational awareness

UNO: oh, my GOODNESS! IS THAT THE BODY OF MY GOOD PERSONAL FRIEND, nay, my BROTHER TWO??? but how could that BE! I was just WITH HIM we were just about to defend a BIGHUGEOPUS! but now he lay here DEAD! oh wait... is that the body from like, another battle? oh shit

U quickly freezes, oh how awkward it would be to catch yourself playing with yourself!


U swiftly uses some of his GREEN to create a MASK of FEASTING TEARS so as to hide his identity

but it seems that there's no need, the connection to UNO has been broken... yet his pesky self still remains! what is this damned ability?!

U(i): oh GODs what could possibly make THE GREAT OPPRESSOR NERVOUS???!

U: muhuhahahahahahahaha.... ME.

ONE: wow, I am so hot. WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY???

OPTIONS:
>Speak
>be GRM
>be Blade Sentinel
>be Blast Sentinel
>Be U
>Return home
>Move to Next World
>ENTER COMMAND

[23toedbasket]

WARNING WARNING WARNING
WARNING WARNING WARNING
WARNING WARNING WARNING
WARNING WARNING WARNING

YOUR TROOP The Blade Sentinel IS UNDER ATTACK

OPTIONS:
>Speak
>be GRM
>be Blade Sentinel
>be Blast Sentinel
>Be U
>Return home
>Move to Next World
>ENTER COMMAND

[RoyalFiddle]

Be Blade sentinal

[23toedbasket]

Be Blade sentinal

one commences communion

Minion Status

• GRM/VMEN:
  WAITING

• WARNING
  WARNING
  BLADE SEN:
  ATTACKING

• BLAST SEN:
  EXPLORING

U: whoaaaa, are you controlling all of this?... hello? oh, you're busy



U: Don't worry I WILL PROTECT A VOID AT ALL COST IN YOUR ABSCENCE... MY LOVE

U(ii): *pop!*



U(i): hey! it's ANOTHER ME! what a radically unthematic occurance!

U: (oh my GOD! HE KNOWS! how could he POSSIBLY KNOW that I'm HIM?? don't look, don't look.) HaHA I'm sure I have no idea what you MEAN, what an ignorant welp you are.

U(iii): *pop!*




U(iv): *pop!*
U(v): *pop!*
U(vi): *pop!*
U(vii): *pop!*
U(viii): *pop!*
U(ix): *pop!*
U(x): *pop!*
U(xi): *pop!*
U(xii): *pop!*
U(xiii): *pop!*
U(xiv): *pop!*
U(xv): *pop!*
U(xvi): *pop!*
U(xvii): *pop!*
U(xviii): *pop!*
U(xix): *pop!*
U(xx): *pop!*
U(xxi): *pop!*
U(xxii): *pop!*

U: (DO NOT LOOK.) What, lost for words are you? haha I do not blame you. For I am ALL POWERFUL, and you are right to be afraid.



You are now the BLADE SENTINEL

WARNING WARNING WARNING
YOU ARE UNDER ATTACK
WARNING WARNING WARNING

YOUR ATTACK has FAILED.
The GOOP creature has begun to wriggle within your wiring, causing emergency shut down of previous commands and IMMEDIATE REEVALUATION.

EFFECTS:
Corrosion: -1 hp/round
The Lord's Gaze: +16 EVIL

A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED

FOES:

• TWO:
  HP:1
  ATK: 14
  DEF: 100
  SPECIAL: 999

• GOOP:
  HP:4
  ATK: 20(+)*
  DEF: 2
  SPECIAL: 999

• GIGANTIPUS (Tentigula)
  HP: 7
  ATK: 25
  DEF: 19
  SPECIAL: 300

MORE FOES INCOMING:

• SOMETHING GREEN

• and a PIZZA

OPTIONS:

ATTACK
>stab
>slash
>POWER SWING
>HELICHOPTER (2 turn charge)
>INCITE THE APOCALYPTIC BLADE CHARGING... (10% DMG needed))
DEFEND
>Sentinel's Shell
>Parry

TARGET:
> GOOP
>TWO
>GIGANTOPUS

MOVES LEFT THIS ROUND:
2 (plus bonus action)

WHAT DO YOU DO???

*and rising

[RancidRancor]

>don't turn around!

[luigi]

>CONSUME HEADS

[Merlin]

power swing on 2
use sentinels shield to defend against incoming attacks

[1011686]

>Collective U's: Be very confused. Try to work out how to stop any more of yourselves from appearing.