Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

so is ectobiology really necessary in sburb or not? from what I've seen ectobiology was more of a tool that players are able to utilize but isn't necessary to beat sburb instead of a major necessary step in the game's process. also, were there other sburb sessions on earth besides the kids session?...

Why do the Rings of Life and Void exist? Like, I've gathered that they're basically the unprototyped Queens' Rings, what I'm wondering is why they have the powers they do, what benefit is it to Sburb to give them these abilities? Also, why does Sburb even have Sprites^2 as a mechanic intrinsic to i...

I've said it before and I'll say it again - everything in Homestuck is a joke until Hussie decides it isn't, and for Bro that really messed some stuff up.

Everything in Homestuck was a joke, until it wasn't. This is simultaneously both its biggest strength and greatest flaw.

I don't think the Epilogues treated any of its antagonistic figures well.

Axe: Send a couple of your forces, though not the strongest ones, to fight the angel. You know, to test your abilities.

> the ancestor explanation was so bad it made me want to quit reading homestuck when i got to it. it's ok if you like it though, i just personal found it boring. I like ancestors conceptually but Mindfang's journal is so unbelievably dull that even though I've re-read Homestuck about five times it ...

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Subject: Vriska

And yet, while I don't follow Dirkcourse much, I hear much less bitching about all the things Dirk has done wrong, and I think it's because we have learned to believe Dirk is the Protagonist; or at least an antihero. I agree with most of your post, but I think the core difference here is that the a...

trashyvoid wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:19 am

werent subjugs said to have been rulers of the land where as seadwellers were rulers of all?

Where does it say this?

I'm an asshole that hates fun and wants to be right all the time. There's a whole lot of complex reasons (including an entire google document) as for why I chose this particular Classpect but that's the gist of it.

Correct. The next signature will be a shitpost.

I just thought most of the Friendsim trolls were Just There. I do like the Soleil twins but outside of their own category they're more reasonably a B or something. The people in E I found a little difficult to like but I was mostly bored by then than anything, I dislike the ones in F but found them ...

ok guys so like, why do you even care? like i'm not saying this to be mean, I'm just genuinely curious. why do the ethics of a fictional anti-hero mean this much to you? I don't. I don't really care about Vriska herself, I care about how the narrative treats her, and people who police others based ...

Unless the religious figures of their religion ISN'T actually lord english. Just that the narrative, or lord english deliberately, wrote over their true gods. This isn't possible because Kurloz, who hails from a planet without Lord English's influence, still worships him. also if u think abt it clo...

Axe: Be inspired by the sight of the angel and attempt to summon an EQUALLY POWERFUL DEMON!

Axe: Retreat to your INCEL MANCAVE and wear some DARK ROBES. Your reign of terror is not yet over. You attempt YET ANOTHER DARK RITUAL - this time it will divert an asteroid near Earth to go on a collision course with the NEARBY VILLAGE.

calamityCons wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 03, 2020 12:19 am

The only thing you can do now is try to take over the world.

And try to do so you will! Utilizing your FAILED DATE as motivation for your revenge, you attempt to convert ALL OF THE CHILDREN in the nearest village over into your loyal CHOCOMINIONS

Use your last resort and pretend to be the chocolate man by dousing yourself in large quantities of molten chocolate!

Axe Chocoman: Attempt to become made out of chocolate utilizing a dark ritual involving copious amounts of Axe body spray, licorice, the hair follicles of Mexican children descending from the Aztec civilization and the fang of an extinct chihahua-like breed from the region where the Toltecs lived.