Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Scream and ram head into wall

Iamthe Walrus

Googoo Katchoo

Chuck Copper Hextet at the ground and squat down to better view a result.

Game theory: Lime bloods have the ability to craft JuJus or otherwise have some form of Cherub Magicks

when I was in the early acts I tought the guardians were previous sburb players, which explained how they could beat enemies and were so strong despite apparently just being normal adults Bro literally moves at fucking lightspeed and Dad, Grandpa and Mom apparently managed to beat a fuckton of enem...

As one of those neckbeards that appeals to feeling smart when I write 5000 word essays on one particular asset of funny meme comic, I have to agree that there's an extremely niche part of the internet that Homestuck appeals to these days, and it leads into a gripe I've had with the fandom at large f...

I'm gonna come out and say it. Dirk wishes he could be as cool as Bro Strider was. I feel like Dirk is kind of a tryhard and Bro actually does have a better "cool factor" despite his troubling tendancies. Bro has his eccentricities, but is overall just casual about them. It's not "irony"- it's who ...

Dadbert did nothing wrong

I'm gonna come out and say it. Dirk wishes he could be as cool as Bro Strider was.

The Guardians, as characters. We don't see them in dream-bubbles, and they don't do or say much. We know Bro Strider is somehow an exceedingly extraordinary asshole, but we don't see how that plays into him as a character rather than a FORCE. Bro especially is much more of a force than the other 3. ...

thorondraco wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:00 am

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:31 pm

Idea: Toss an ogre into your sprite

oh god what if some clever mofo prototypes the black king with their sprite?

Player seconds before the BlackKingSprite infinitely gains power just from equiping his ring.

(more serious tho the comic is good and you've done a good)

Sp00kyrex wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 29, 2019 1:47 am

I think you're putting too much stock in random old grandmamas.

If The Grandma Doesn't Dropkick Mammon And Ascend To Fire God-Hood You've Wasted The Concept

I hear exposure to fire has a denigrating effect upon one's health over long periods of time. Would like external verification to ascertain the veracity of this information. Also Firequest is good, even though it is incredibly difficult to describe. It's a story about? a caveman? who is looking for...

Jujus and their creation. In fact, Cherubs and their "culture" (using the word loosely, here, 'cause all Cherubs are introverts that avoid their own kind) are largely unexplained.

Ralsei wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:52 pm

calamityCons wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:46 pm

PilotBlackSmith wrote: ↑

Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:56 pm

PREACH

I mean it's true. Check out my signature to see why.

Now listen 'ere-

Unpopular opinion: people are missing the point of the Epilogues. Is the point here is that observing the Homestuck universe made everything go to shit? If so that's the laziest way of introducing conflict I've ever seen. I think the point is that "we're not supposed to see the catastrophe that hap...

Festivus

Which do you enjoy more, the airing of grievances or display of strength?

I ask the wall politely to move

John

Who do you think wore it better: The Bard from Bardquest or Gamzee?