Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Name: Jampawl Racksasha

Success! Now we're talking, Maby being a god isn't so shity after all
>Ben and Venus: have the angel go to the most prominent world leader and commands them to do whatever it says!

Shity ghost. Can't do shit right.
>Ben and Venus: Summon an Angel to the metiral plane to do your bidding their

Shit, that was a massive failure.
>Ben and Venus: send the high priest of your religion a message telling them to preach that everyone must do whatever we say and that we will only send him visions. So if anyone else clams that they reserved a vision from us they are lieing.

>Ben and Venus: create godly avatars that descend onto the mitral plane and demand that mortals bow to them.

All the growths are canaserus

I wish to be able to teleport anywhere on a whim

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Again, luck is on your side as you and Venus absorbed enough energy to become actual gods. Sweet. The first thing you do is use your new DIVINE POWER to give your mortal forms a godly enhancement. Makeing them look like angels. Ben and Venus: Clam that as gods your word goses above that of any morta...

Aye! No killing in my Crishtan Forum Thread!

Ok you did not expect to be that successful. >Ben and Venus: Give your religion an ofical name. You make a godly decloraoration that you religion is now called "The cycle of Sbuete." Or "Sbutisim" for short. > Ben and Venus: Refuse to take part in the trial. You refuse to get involved with Joe's tra...

Wellp, me and Venus figure that If we intend to be worshipped as gods we must preform not just shows of power, but we must set a basic code for or followers. We cannot be bothered to think up of one right now, but you can at least stop the people from killing each other. >Ben: shout out: "Stop fight...

Ah shit. Here we go again. Some asshole restarted the fire. But you can actually use this to your advantage
>Ben: Firebend the newly relit forest fire into a dragon of fire and then put it out to flex your power and help convince the populous of you and Venus's godhood.

Holy shit. That was an unexpected but entirely welcome outcome. Now what to do with your newfound godlike power. Hm..... Godlike, that gives you an idea.
>Ben and Venus: proclaim you are gods and try to make the village people worship you.

Now we're talking. The deer or Vinus as he is called gives you the base rundown of your new powers as you charge to heroicly battle the rogue wildfire.
>Ben and Venus: use your magical powers to shrink the fire to nothingness

Oh shit. Some god dam idiot started a fire
>Ben: attempt to barter with the deer.
You try and convince the deer that if it blesses you with some of it's magical power that you can help it fight the forest fire. And as a bonus haveing some of it's magic will probably let you understand it.

Mama

Just your luck their is no dew around here. So you take the only other logical course of action and....
>Ben: atempt to find the magic talking deer romored to live in these mountains

>New person: Introduce yourself. You are now another person, spasificly this STUPID BLONDE WEEB who is UNREASONABLY EDGY yet at the same OBSED WITH CARTOON PONIES. Spasificly your name BEN HANSEN. You just climed this mountain for no spasific reason and just witised a 9/10 MILLADY knocking on the do...

>put out the fires