Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

The soldier is incredibly confused by these contradictory advisers. They have no means to listen to this "Machine Girl", and are also a bit wary of Morgan per the General's orders. But then they remember that they don't actually care about the chain of command anymore, as they are a deserter. They j...

1. The Soldier gained the 6th sense after the creation of the clone, so the clone does not have it. 2. The 6th Sense allows the Soldier to have a sort of unnatural awareness, allowing them to see and hear without using their eyes or ears. It may also grant them the ability to just sort of detect thi...

You clone the Soldier for your own purposes. You attempt to heal the Soldier's mind and soul. In doing so, you've eased the burden of knowledge from them. They are no longer restrained from the limitations of their own mind. The Soldier has gained the Sixth Sense . Soldier: 75/100 HP 6/10 Nutrition ...

>Sean Evans, Host of Hot Ones: Attempt to find spicy sauce.

fiddy too

You assail the Soldier with so many FACTS and so much LOGIC that they become intellectually ascended, and reach a new understanding of the world that they live in. They also take damage from an overload of knowledge. In their new ascended state, they realize that there are actually 8 steps to Nirvan...

Sorok devyat'

The Soldier excitedly thanks you and accepts the gifts. They eat the crackers, and drink the water. They then place the sleeping bag on the ground for whenever they get tired. The soldier patches their ego with the bandages. Soldier: 95/100 HP 8/10 Nutrition 10/10 Hydration 0/7 Steps to Nirvana Reac...

The soldier takes psychological damage from you pointing out their failures.

Soldier:
90/100 HP
4/10 Nutrition
6/10 Hydration
0/7 Steps to Nirvana Reached

A wandering soldier enters this thread!

Soldier:
100/100 HP
4/10 Nutrition
6/10 Hydration
0/7 Steps to Nirvana Reached

They request to stop and rest here a bit while they eat.

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If Caliborn is very into vore, then by extension Lord English would be as well, which is supported by plenty of evidence in the Epilogues. Would it be a stretch to say that also by extension, Doc Scratch is into vore as well? If this were to be true, then Doc Scratch is constantly tortured by the fa...

Wrong again, chucklefucks.

The only good movie is Fight Club.

Banned for assuming that I don't just hate old people.

There is a new Star Wars????


I really need to keep up with this sort of stuff.

Banned for the age listed on profile being 50 Years Old.

This has been an official Bruh Moment.