Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

>That hat would really complete this outfit, grab it and put it on. You walk towards the hat and bend over to pick it up. When you are bent over, some sort of furry creature with sharp claws and teeth leaps out and steals your umbrella. It scurries back into the darkness before you can get a good l...

>Use the umbrella to disguise nudity.

You grab the Umbrella and open it up. You hold it horizontally so that it acts as a visual shield against the unpleasant sight of your genitals, should you run into any other living beings.

>This is clearly some kind of magical waste receptical... but obviously they dont want public property stolen. Incorrect it is a drinking cup. >Put the chalice back but keep in mind that it's a toilet for later. Yeah you definitely won't need it later. You try putting the chalice back on the pedest...

>Pee in the cup. You have no memory of the last time you urinated, but thinking about it now causes a familiar feeling to stir in your bladder. You don't want to just pee on the floor just in case you end up stuck in here for any length of time so you decide to pee in the Chalice. As soon as you li...

>Go check out that glowing chalice. You walk over to the corner with the Chalice. Upon closer inspection the glow is actually coming from the pedestal the Chalice is resting on, a golden light reflecting off of the cup, illuminating the room in dim light. The chalice is actually a silver color, but...

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Ms Chriton: put on mammon's Crown.

>Strip
You take off the uncomfortably tight underwear pants. You are now naked. The stone sleeping slab is very cold on your bum. You don't like being naked very much.

You can now move around freely, and the blood flow returns to your legs.

rip

>Tell them about your softer emotions

>be the magic wizard

>Examine Umbrella You attempt to stand up from the cold sleeping slab but your tight long underwear pants prove too restricting to allow for efficient movement. You feel like your legs are being cut off. From where you are sitting, the umbrella looks like a regular umbrella, with a hefty handle on ...

Worst Character is john becuase he's boring boy

My worst character pick in homestuck is anyone who's dialogue I get bored reading. Like Tavros, Feferi, and Jade but only half the time.

it's on par with some of homestucks best alread dont worry, you clearly need no instruction

>Find a computer and go to viewtopic.php?f=20&t=660&start=100

>Cool

>Be the Twins. At least one of them

>Jr: Go into your cocoon phase in preparation for the pupation that will bring your arms and legs to fruition

>Black guys: run in fear