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by TH4NK YOU B3N
Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:30 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: CRACK THEORIES! GO!
Replies: 36
Views: 34349

Re: CRACK THEORIES! GO!

lusus session for the government lore worldbuilding bonus: trying to come up for ideas for how viceroy bubbles "casey" von salamancer lived as long as they did. consorts realize that the key to living longer is to become subservient to/named by a Player race (such as trolls or humans), so a majority...
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:26 am
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: What's the deal with Davesprite's watermarks?
Replies: 3
Views: 3905

Re: What's the deal with Davesprite's watermarks?

Aight I can dig it. And I figured as much I was just hoping for some deeper meaning. That whole scene in John's driveway reads to me like I'm missing some sort of big clue or hint. The watermarks in the backgrounds aren't literally there and are just kind of superimposed on the scene as a joke for ...
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:35 am
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Worst Character?
Replies: 114
Views: 167918

Re: Worst Character?

I've recently decided that any iteration of Jake, whether English or Harley, is my least favorite character by a gabillion miles. He was born a murderer.
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:51 am
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Some Theores about Narrators and Cherubs from Hussie's current commentary stuff
Replies: 4
Views: 5585

Re: Some Theores about Narrators and Cherubs from Hussie's current commentary stuff

I think Aranea is terribly mistaken when she calls the green cherubs benevolent and the red cherubs malevolent. I think green cherubs are cancerous, but red cherubs are more like viruses, or maybe just death. TT: But in the process of killing him and you, I release your master, who is just as deadly...
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:12 am
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: THE DIRKCOURSE THREAD
Replies: 208
Views: 675067

Re: THE DIRKCOURSE THREAD

I kind of wonder if there's some sort of meta-narration thing that makes Dirk act more babyish and stupid than he used to. If he's a Doc Scratch splinter, where's the finesse?
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:14 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Reason why Roxy went Dude in the epilogues. Roxy pesterquest spoilers
Replies: 6
Views: 5615

Re: Reason why Roxy went Dude in the epilogues. Roxy pesterquest spoilers

Image

ROXY: mayb one day a man will make me feel enough like a woman and ill want to wear these

ROXY, on her first date with DAD: Image
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Sun Mar 08, 2020 1:55 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: PesterQuest Discussion
Replies: 52
Views: 40243

Re: PesterQuest Discussion

In Roxy's route, the Reader is called a person. In John's route, he claims the Reader isn't a person. He also seems to be aware of the Reader's powers even though he's supposed to have only learned about them in a bad ending.
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:16 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: John still is not happy in PesterQuest.
Replies: 17
Views: 17131

Re: John still is not happy in PesterQuest.

june egbert sadstuck moments: people assuming she's okay Remember when John said that he wasn't being abused? This John hasn't seen the drawings on the wall, the self-hatred that plagues his mind. (And in Jade's route he pointed that Rose had meow letters so they're definitely A Thing even if the re...
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:50 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Dedicated Grimdorks Thread
Replies: 36
Views: 33790

Re: Dedicated Grimdorks Thread

also this rose reminds me of ellinor for some stupid reason. Mod Edit: Throwing this under a spoiler because it's Suggestive 0a4a17fbbc15b5b2338b9cb26d8e2d39f776a0ce.jpg classpectanon, how come this sweet drawing of John nude with his erect schlong under a wizard hat is allowed on the forums but no...
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:17 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: A proposition for the state of Homestuck's narrative (or how Skaia is to blame for it all)
Replies: 26
Views: 25258

Re: A proposition for the state of Homestuck's narrative (or how Skaia is to blame for it all)

https://www.homestuck.com/story/860 All of those blocks in the 8x8 grid there are numbered correctly, which as I recall was fairly painstaking. There are exactly 10,000 tiny squares there (each represents a green power cube), but each block is 12x12, and the vertical/horizontal paths of 4 squares wi...
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:25 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Dedicated Grimdorks Thread
Replies: 36
Views: 33790

Re: Dedicated Grimdorks Thread

Generalrabogolfo wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:06 am
i liked the fanfics. please bring back the fanfics.
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this is from a fanfic? what's it called
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Tue Feb 04, 2020 1:04 pm
Forum: Homestuck
Topic: Classpect discussion
Replies: 257
Views: 260720

Re: Classpect discussion

Active/Passive stuff is a scale. Seers are passive, but they're closer to the middle than Rogues
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:20 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy
Replies: 20
Views: 15857

Re: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy

The update itself said consorts don't live long.
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Fri Jan 31, 2020 9:48 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy
Replies: 20
Views: 15857

Re: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy

You know how Consorts have short lifespans? That means they have to breed frequently to keep their population stable. Maybe they go to war and win simply because they have greater numbers.

Plus, if the Viceroy is there (idk if they are or not), fallen soldiers mean more skeletons to draft.
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:09 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy
Replies: 20
Views: 15857

Re: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy

I use "just" as a humility signifier rather than literally meaning "only." I am just a man who is on the online I make mistakes. Sorry. Also, I just realized that there's the Legislative Branch and the Judicial Branch, but there's no Executive Branch because Aimless Renegade is dead. :( Only with al...
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:39 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy
Replies: 20
Views: 15857

Re: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy

Yeah, that's me. I don't see how your meta is incompatible with the guy preferring to eat books instead of reading them. He can dream of a democratic future, but making up new forms of governance is hard. Super fucking hard. I couldn't do it. Most charitably, the four kingdoms were already called ki...
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:27 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: Next Pesterquest route: Jane
Replies: 8
Views: 9678

Re: Next Pesterquest route: Jane

Caliborn calls her fat and y'all think "oh he's just saying that to make her feel insecure" as if caliborn knows what lying is. I generally assume that dreamselves look the same as real selves, except Jade's because hers sometimes has arms. It's just you in a dream world. "Dream" has a positive conn...
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:21 pm
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy
Replies: 20
Views: 15857

Re: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy

I thought I double posted by mistake but something weird happened and I don't know how to bring the previous post back.
by TH4NK YOU B3N
Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:18 am
Forum: Beyond Canon
Topic: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy
Replies: 20
Views: 15857

Re: BONUS UPDATE. A Treatise on Representational Democracy

Wayward Vagabond is there? *repatreons* Well, I guess it would make sense for the Mayor to be dead if he stayed behind. The exposition also functions as characterization of PM and WV in my mind. It's pretty funny that the quarters are called Kingdoms despite the Mayor's distaste for kings. I guess t...