Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

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Mon May 31, 2021 9:06 pm

Does that mean no maraca bean bag tiddy?

I mean, anything's Possible.
Though I feel like if troll breasts made an audible sound when they moved it would have come up at least once. Or maybe everyone's just being polite, that's also an option.

oh also leave Candy Dirk alive, have him come down from his delusions of grandeur just like candy rose recovered from her headaches and All Sight, get him some therapy. Have him exist as a harrowing reminder to UltDirk that he could have just decided to be normal and not a crazy super god and thing...

I can never see it coming back. IIrc, they plan on finishing the whole comic and dumping online it all at once. Like, at least two years of work without pay or feedback, right? Yeah, I doubt it It isn't without pay, the pay is just up front from WP's fund's rather than patreon. The epilogues were p...

What if the mother grub is a Neotonous troll specialized towards reproduction, and adult trolls evolved away from independent reproduction to the point that it became impossible (Much Like The Micromalthus Debilis, though with partial rather than full sterility). This may leave room for secondary se...

(Was going to make a separate post for this, and realized i probably fit in better here) So I've been having some thoughts lately about he Page class, and how a lot of Homestuck's themes tie into them and how they're used. Specifically the theme of shortcuts or cheating. Homestuck has a fairly neutr...

Mort from KC Green's Anime Club comics Vs Karkat Vantas from Homestuck on the battlefield of an internet forum flame war I feel like they would both get themselves permabanned after a long and agonizing campaign deeply annoying for everyone else involved, but I think Karkat has a sliver of a chance ...

I believe a gardening based battle between Hana from Wolf Children and Jade Harley from Homestuck would be inconclusive but interesting. Jade brings a lot to the table, but her methods are very sterile. Not only are her plants growin in a greenhouse, but Jade herself grew up alone. Everything she de...

Dave Strider could probably beat Pearl Splatoontwo at a rap battle, but I think that's just because she's not geared that well towards improvised freestyle.

Would John fight Goku. Yes. Goku loves to fight strong opponenets and John would think some roughousing would be fun. Things would escalate from simple hand held hammer vs martial arts, to full on god powers on display. That said, I don't think John would actually stand much of a chance. Goku's figh...

*taps mic* ya'll ever think about how many homophones there are in the classpects, and how easily they could be reversed, to give you Classpects like "Breath of Air" or "Time of Night". I remember putting a lot of thought into an old sketchbook figuring out these fun hypothetical reversed classpects...

I can't really think of any characters that really stand out in isolation, I can only think of them in terms of how they interacted with other characters. I think the conflict between Ult Dirk and Alt Callie was really interesting in the epilogue at least! Dirk's turn was surprising and menacing, Ca...

a ship arrives. :meat: :candy: :meat: :candy: And That's the point at which the epilogues collide! The planet Dirk chose as the backdrop for his new narrative turns out to be Candy Earth C! He sews the seeds of conflict, confrontation, and manipulates his chosen players to come into contact with Sb...

:candy: MEANWHILE IN CANDY :candy: everything is fine actually. Like this one would be a big departure from the Meat epilogue, completely rebuilt from ground up, no drama, just twee and nice. The format would probably be a series of vignette's of the characters lives, as they grow up together, sett...

No, no, I'm actually curious now, keep going. now ya'll know who to blame for these oncoming walls of text. Okay so meat's left mostly intact. Biggest change is bringing the war from candy over to meat. UltDirk's manipulation escalates conflicts between parties, going from tension to altercations t...

Maaaan i wish Candy dirk didn't off himself. It seems like such a waste of character to be like "they're either a villain or they don't exist no other option." Like, what if similarly to Rose recovering from her SOULBRAIN burden or whatever in candy, Dirk similarly went "oh hey I was having insane d...

Just to be dumb and indulgent if i got to redo H2: Double down on the Meat / Candy as the two main reasons people write fanfiction (Gritty Plot and Comfortable Fluff). Put all the gritty conflict of both into Meat , and then filling Candy with Fluff. Domestic stuff, cute little romance things, give ...

Vriska's arc got surgically removed from her character leaving nothing behind but an invincible smirk, Gamzee had any character painted over with "Evil Joke Clown", Tavros exists to be bullied his entire life and then murdered, Nepeta is either uncharacterized or just doesn't need an arc but no one ...

Maaaaan ult dirk is a character that I really really want to like, cuz he has so much interesting stuff going for him. Like, I love a character who's morality has been twisted in a relatable, believable way. Nox from Wakfu (my goal is to go back in time, so any evil I commit in the Present doesn't r...

"nepeta or tavros probably", i say, with completely dead eyes, devoid of even a flicker of hope or joy.

i literaly never heard of this until now and thought this was a thread about psychoanalysis
i can't believe this was just a thing i never encountered waddahell