Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

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Banned for reading homestuck

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Granted. But only for exactly 413 milliseconds. Welcome back to the living world!

I wish that I become the new creator of homestuck.

Moonsetter and Doctor. They invoke some seriously surreal feelings which kind of make me feel sad but also happy?

Granted! But you never specified what about! You now have infinite wishes which can only effect Andrew Hussie.

I wish that my genie will do exactly what I say!

My mom came over to my dad’s place for New Years and they are currently talking downstairs. It seems to be civil so far, hopefully it doesn’t go sour..

Granted. But you wished that you “COULD” wish. Past tense at this point.

I wish that the person who will reply to this’s phone explodes

I mix the Mattock Shuffle with a Minecraft Game Copy

How likely are you to be a creepy stalker fan?

On a scale from Rorb to PantsKat....

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Granted, but Hussie kills off Sollux right after FOR GOOD. Aradia is stuck in a loop of crying for all of eternity or something...

I wish all the unused Toblerones were given to me.

Because you heard from some stupid source MCR was getting back together.

Can you give me a gift please?

I would love to play as well!

I use a chunk of the wall as well as various other materials to create a computer. I use this computer to download and play SBURB with 3 others people from this thread. Me and those 3 others people go through the game and come out God Tier. +10000 in team support! (Also, three random other people ca...

Granted, you are now literal air.

I wish I could create anything I wanted out of thing air whenever I wanted.

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banned for even bothering to come up with a reason to ban Prime

I guess you can only win for a certain amount of time.

Hey guys, I won!