Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

The Tposer is also not a Twunk. It in fact seems more feminine. It lacks breasts but its hips and legs. The reader's primary features describe, least by peeps who see it, is the legs and the butt. Holy shit, you're right. Part of the reason the Hallway A-Poser is so hard to pin down is that they ha...

At this point, with both the Friendsims long done and the Pesterquest halfway there, I think many can agree there is something very off about the Reader presented in the Pesterquest. While more than likely the idea of a random Reader stand in falling into Alternia all started as just filler cause of...

Let us hope that the Appreciation zone doesn't become the 'Postmortem Appreciation Zone' for Diemen.
His name is literally diemen.

But if he dies, let his death be meaningful. Like he is the first Troll Joey sees die and it lights an inferno under her ass.

I just realized something. That place the reader ends up in? I think its the same hallway we see in the beginning of pesterquest. https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/1144030/ss_73c3575ed2ffe3541d4d7e5c808c787bc9bd9efb.1920x1080.jpg?t=1567622762 But more defined now, with an actual form to it...

I don't think Dirk is trying to do an elaborate assisted suicide at all. I think he's absolutely terrified of dying. Killing off his alter egos is no big deal because in his heart they all return to the source (Ult!Dirk) But the very essence of Dirk being destroyed? Nothing is more terrifying. Beca...

Weirdly enough, it is the epilogue route. Over the course of the Friendsims I worried that the whole thing will be just a non canon, non connected thing. Traditional non canon stuff. But the epilogue route, along with being a bit upsetting, very much heightened not only Friendsims, but as it should,...

It's on thin ice, but so far it's been a good showing. I just hope that it gives us 1: An actual ending and 2: Not one that leaves basically every character involved somewhere worse than they started, with nothing but lip service to them totally thinking it's okay (In ways that feel incredibly forc...

Tell me if it sounds off. But from what we know thanks to the hvieswap sign stuff and before. A Sign has some connection to a troll's biology. Ancestors and Descendants are trolls that share the same sign and thus are near identical, with admitted differences just we don't know how many. I think tha...

The Vriska bootlicking was honestly the single worst part of the retcons period. I have literally nothing that I dislike harder. Sure, give me all the Davepetas you want. Ruin Karezi for Davekat, I don't care. But please, please stop forgetting that Vriska did a fuckton of things with basically any...

I super dig the attitude Pesterquest has had. "Nobody is doomed, the shitty things that have happened and may happen suck, but aren't all-encompassing, aren't inevitable, aren't 'not worth fighting'." It wants to fight for its happy ending, and after previous Homestuck content has made me worried t...

Almost every character in Homestuck including Caliborn/LE are slaves to fate or the narrative depending on how many levels of meta you decide to smoke that day. By that metric nobody really should be held accountable for the things they do because the story forces them to do it. Even Gamzee, who re...

Have the theory that the Mother grub is in fact a form of biotechnology that the trolls used to unit into one species. It functions somewhat like ectobiology but in a more organic way. Trolls retain gender in a vestigial sense in part because the reproductive process has less biological cues and has...

My theory is that dirk or someone else with narrative type powers is behind Hiveswap and the friendsims. If they are making Hiveswap with the whole idea of those three pillars from the Epilogues in mind, which is possible considering peeps who worked on the epilogues are working on hiveswap too, th...

I just realized something. That place the reader ends up in? I think its the same hallway we see in the beginning of pesterquest. https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/1144030/ss_73c3575ed2ffe3541d4d7e5c808c787bc9bd9efb.1920x1080.jpg?t=1567622762 But more defined now, with an actual form to it.

My theory is that dirk or someone else with narrative type powers is behind Hiveswap and the friendsims. If they are making Hiveswap with the whole idea of those three pillars from the Epilogues in mind, which is possible considering peeps who worked on the epilogues are working on hiveswap too, the...

A Cherub session would be interesting. I don't think they're going to create a whole new species. It takes a lot of work to flesh out a brand new species, although it would be cool. I don't think this will be a thing, but I would love some new classpects. If i remember correctly Cherubs don't play ...

Cherub session. I'm probably wrong but that's my call right now, the planet they're going to is gonna be the ancient cherub planet vaguely alluded to during the trickster arc, with the seven continents the Legendary Zillium weapons are from. Might explain why one of "legendary weapons of cherubian ...

Honestly? That's fair. Dirk definitely seems to think of himself as a villain, and he seems to have purposefully positioned himself as one, but honestly that could just be his self-hatred making him think of himself that way. I'm really interested to see what he actually plans to do here. He is ult...

I think we need to have a little more faith in Hussie's team's ability to be professional. Or at the very least be professional with the comic itself. They all have their own beliefs and all but Hussie is still at the helm, its just that he isn't pulling a jack sparrow and doing the part of the rest...

Vriska did nothing wrong, should be restated. Vriska did nothing to deserve the life she led and had to lead for the Alpha timeline. Vriska is in many ways a typical bully. Cause bullies are bullies cause of issues and abuses at home. Feeling weak and helpless so they grasp for control. For every bu...