Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

im game if there's open slots

this post is good as it gets also because it's my 69th post (nice)

i really like it when people explore more on the little things that make roxy, roxy other than just "haha alcohol and self-sexualization!!" roxy, to me, spoke out to be one of the most non-sexual feminine characters in homestuck. that's why, for a long time, i've headcanoned her as a trans girl. ob...

i gotta say either spring or fall? or like, late summer tbh--idk, something abt those are just v comfy to me ironically yes, for someone who named herself winter--i actually don't like winter, but then again where i live winters are notoriously brutal (iirc like 3 of the big cities where i live were...

banned for the baby signature

jade got done dirty in the comic and in the epilogues and i will not stand for that

Joseph Stalin

and

Ronald Reagan

reading it right now, i dig it desu

Try to remember where the Axevendor's engine room and cockpit are. Axevendor? What Axevendor? On another note, Axevendor seems very familliar to you. Either that or you're just a dumbass and read it somewhere--like on the cyrogenic stasis pods. Yeah, that's where you read it. You think. You see the...

banned for being right about dumbness

i say uhh. hmm

shit i forgot

it's true!

===>: Look around and see if there are any others, maybe? You proceed to get up, and examine the environment around you. Rows and rows of of cyrogenic stasis pods line the hallway, which goes down for a couple of yards, and the hallway ends at a pretty sci-fi looking door. The remainder of the cyro...

RATSEL RINCOD RASTEL RINCOD, Rastel Rincod. You repeat that several times, more times than you're willing to admit under your breath. But if you're a fish girl and you have no idea where the hell you are, and unsure if you're even alone--you think it gets a pass for now. It seems after clamoring ou...

Somewhere, out in interstellar space, within the furthest reaches of an unnamed galaxy-spanning troll civilization--lies a derelict vessel known as the AXEVENDOR, but somehow, by some miracle of troll engineering, it's still drifting along. Although no longer on it's intended flight path, something ...

ate

fun fact: Thom Yorke nearly died twice during that performance: first, when he jumped into the pool, his boots filled with water and became heavy and he almost drowned, and second, when he was getting out of the pool he nearly touched the microphone cable, which considering he was wet would have pr...

epilogues did dirk dirty. if you think dirk's a transphobe you have a ticket to the shadow realm with your name on it also dirk is a trans guy (and roxy is a trans girl too) and that's the facts hell yes. trans dirk trans dirk trans dirk! trans dirk! homestuck gay and homestuck trans, and that's al...

honestly desu it sucks that like, the fandom or the most part has historically boiled her down as "hahaha wow wacky eccentric drunk girl" too and like,,, bruh y'all are shortchanging her and sleeping on her baka my head not to be too on the nose but I have never heard this take ever. Pretty much ev...