Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

> Blast Sentinel: Explore

Oh lord it's been six months already.

I desperately hope for the Hiveswap Act 2 release date to be released. But that is a long shot. I predict that we'll get some kind of special HS^2 update, perhaps with June. And maybe the announcement of yet another visual novel game, though I doubt it'll be with the dancestors because there's alrea...

usually just pondering it enough will lead you to a good decision. classes are how people are controlled by their aspect and how they use them, and considering that heirs are described as controlling their aspect or being controlled by their aspect, it doesn't seem very unreasonable to call yoursel...

Granted. The forums go down due to a denial-of-service attack which might've been from a bitter fan and might've been from the sheer amount of people using them. All the information is corrupted and the fandom must band together to make MSPA Forums^3. I wish for Karkat to finally develop healthy amo...

I'm an Heir of Mind. I'm pretty sure about the Mind part because I often think about how my life would go if I made different choices and have crippling indecision whenever faced with choices that seem equal in outcome. Also, I like debating and writing stories, which I guess is a sort of Mind-y thi...

You can 100% be a maid and a boy simultaneously. The general consensus is that gendered classes don't exist.

Double updates. The fandom gets two opportunities to talk about plot per month instead of one. Honestly, if we could get bite-sized weekly updates, that would be great. Just split the month's material into pieces. It would require the writers to outline more ahead of schedule, though, like they were...

> Remove the scissors from your face and attempt to EYESTAB x2 COMBO the bartender in retribution, and also for the lack of AJ.

Surely Hussie realises that as the one who wrote her, that's he's the one who decides whether a character is useless or not, and that any such uselessness in the narrative as a whole is a comment on him as a writer rather than on Jade's inherent potential as a character. I've always wondered why Hu...

WHAT
Why can't the carapacians be treated as sapient beings with personalities and a society? We've got a great opportunity for worldbuilding here and it's being squandered.

Okay never mind the dead thing! I am an idiot.
(1) That was a peanut-butter cup.
(2) It fell out of Jade's hand whole and uneaten. Jade's eyes went back to normal. Therefore
(3) Jade is alive and in control of her body!

FRICK

YES

I liked this. The dialogue was compelling to read for once. I liked that the unfairness of Jade's situation and the OOC-ness of Meat were acknowledged. (Better late than never!) Most of all, JADE HARLEY HAS AGENCY! For about ten pages, but she has it! She'd better not be actually dead. I swear, if J...

Do not lose hope yet! The comedian is both dead and alive till observed.

Caliborn and Calliope have the same voice, but their intonation is entirely different and Calliope has a London accent.

Karkat has a relatively high voice.

Jake sounds sort of like David Tennant, except not Scottish.

Well the question is if its the Character of Dirk doing it or if it is meant to be taken as the writers doing it. I think its pretty clear that it is Dirk who is doing it here rather than Dirk being the mouth piece as he has been doing this during the epilogues almost a year ago. Before Hs^2 came o...

I liked the argument between Terezi and Rose. It was compelling to read. But where in Paradox Space did Roserezi come from??? What was the point of Rose and Terezi having and implied blackrom snog? Are the writers trying to dismantle Rosemary because it was a steady relationship and relationship dra...

John will come back to life through time shenanigans. Additionally, he will merge with all the infinite Johns and Junes and nonbinary Eggbois to become the ULTIMATE EGBERT. ULTIMATE EGBERT will proceed to punch Dirk in the nose.

I found this update to be a little less enjoyable than the last one. On the one hand, the ectobiology stuff is interesting and I'm very excited to see what kind of ridiculous things Rose and Dirk come up with, as well as some NEW SPECIES(!). On the other, the dialogue is so exposition-heavy that it ...

they did build up the fourth wall in homestuck you see. this is that wall being torn down by the destruction of paradox space. ???????? Since when has Homestuck ever had a fourth wall? It was narrated by user commands for several acts and several characters including the author himself spoke direct...