Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

> Mario
> Jacob
> Fucko
> Taryn
> Malik
> Jamal
> Andre
> Alexa
> Pupoo
> Lalaa

your image is broken https://i.redd.it/q1tq1oif0x331.png hahaha thanks man, yeah idk what happened there but you got it! anyway BEHOLD DUDES: the glitchy bastard that was to be part of the update in ...AVOID https://i.imgur.com/0isYBXl.gif hahaha Was not about to RE-SAVE all 44+ frames lol.

Be Blade sentinal https://i.imgur.com/as2tNSO.png one commences communion Minion Status G R M/VMEN: WAITING WARNING WARNING BLADE SEN: ATTACKING BLAST SEN: EXPLORING U : whoaaaa, are you controlling all of this?... hello? oh, you're busy https://i.imgur.com/ndIQQD6.png U : Don't worry I WILL PROTEC...

NG's companion: holy shit! the love at first sight of your life is on the floor dying n' shit! cauterize that wound, but do not reveal your secret emotions for certainly it must be crazy to have fallen so deeply for a stranger... and yet *romantic comedy sigh* you have. SO SAVE HIM GOD DAMNIT

I want to personally thank the devs at Nintendo working on the new Legend of Zelda game for their devotion to the fanbase of The Voids. Pictured above? The Lich. Groovy!

>sam, you're freaking out man YOU'RE FREAKING OUT!

>Go to the castle and ask for help maybe they've got some bomb balls balm

https://i.imgur.com/8acgOP3.png WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING YOUR TROOP The Blade Sentinel IS UNDER ATTACK OPTIONS: > Speak > be G R M > be Blade Sentinel > be Blast Sentinel > Be U > Return home > Move to Next World > ENTER COMMAND

>Uno: Tell One about the living Two Power Child. https://i.imgur.com/JHwBQNv.png The head of UNO begins to scream obnoxiously and without any self or situational awareness UNO : oh, my GOODNESS! IS THAT THE BODY OF MY GOOD PERSONAL FRIEND, nay, my BROTHER TWO ??? but how could that BE! I was just W...

>Goop: How long can you stretch yourself? https://i.imgur.com/7A6VmP5.png Goop engages first! STREEEEETCHING his mucilaginous coil to its limit! The great green eye of the Verylargetopus follows Goop curiously, and with serious suspicion. The sheer DISTANCE that is being covered here cannot be give...

Damn 16 is my favorite number and I missed it

A singular hundred paired with a finely aged ten and followed up by a DELECTABLE 7 for desert

(23TB: Hey dudes! thanks for reading. I really have enjoyed making this story for you guys so far. I've been gone the past week, and have been inconsistent before that, so I guess it's time to explain. The state of the world has kind of been getting to me, I decided to spend more time with my famil...

>Uno: Give the helmet to somebody more diplomatic to continue the conversation with Bryn. https://i.imgur.com/YAO5qCR.png Uno begins to hand off his helmet, and instantly is transported back to the mysterious, yet familiar scene, before him stands THE GREAT OPPRESSOR HIMSELF and some sort of FLOATI...

>Toybot: notice, from your towering vantage point on top of that box, the tools over yonder. Explore it!

>keep being vile and continue this vitriolic banter https://i.imgur.com/0LeBqQP.gif ONE : Well aren't YOU a @#$# @#$@$ @#$@#$%@% @# @#%$@$4345@34 U : oh me? THAT'S RICH COMING FROM a @#$%# %#@&^%$ @#$%@%#$! @!%$ #%$ !#%@$%$^!%@$# &^!%@$ &!^@%$ @&^^@% >If you say more swear words than he does that m...

garbage water: just happen to contain magical properties which greatly enhance Sam Flam's base stats

>get to work!

>damn, I wish it was the Tower... but anyway The World card points to the presiding wisdom which upholds life on this and all worlds. In most Tarot decks, it is a female figure that has become our standard World image. She originates in Hebrew, Gnostic, and Alchemical lore, and stands between heaven...

>reveal a number of mafia tattoos ranging from Italian to Somalian with a smidge of Yakuza... this guy is possibly highly connected to crime perhaps

>teach that stupid fucking rock a LESSON harsh enough that it learns its fucking lesson fuck YOU ROCK STUPID WHY DONT YOU GET BRAIN-ER-Y-ER you stupid dumb DUMB STUPID! YEAH. YEAH! Cant believe nobody ever learnt... you... better! Well, I'm gonna GET YOU KNOWING REAL GOOD get ready. Are you ready? A...