Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Hey guys thanks so much for letting me crash here indefinitely. Let me introduce myself My name is 23TB I am very old Very homeless Very territorial/aggressice And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn. Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'll...

>Place a deep cleansing blessing on every heretical aspect of the room

>Legs go underneath the sniper balcony give the camping bastards a sneaky kick to their guns THEN kick them in their motherboards. If you can, maybe even snag one of those sweet robobodies... yknow the ones holding the guns

>sam: THE FOURTH DOOR LEADS TO SALVAGE OPS

>Explore the grate

>okay, Go uP tO ThAt EyE lOoKInG ThInG ChEcK iT oUt bUt dOn'T be InTErEsTInG bY aNy MeAnS oKaY?

>Turn on the Raydio

>Turn on the Raydio

That looks like an eye, prostrate yourself before this new entity as a show of subservience

>take a swim in the water to your left, you've worked hard time to cool off take a break

>Take a look at the other wall

>in that case, speak to the old man. Don't tell him about the gun

>equip gun

>loot the chest

>drink that bottle of liquor for insperation

>click randomize

>legs, what are you up to? complete the task successfully

>read card

>Lab assistant: try Password

(shit, didn't mean to do that. okay)
>sam: you ARE the hero, move through the darkness and come out into the light my friend. Find your purpose in holy heroism. you can do it pal. you got this.

>Robot: I could have sworn this has happened before... weird, deja-vu

>take a long forlorn look out the window