Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

>Power Child: Explore these portals

>Cinnamon. https://i.imgur.com/wN6UIBI.png Cinnamon? Cinnamon is a stripper's name! Or at least that's what the EMPRESS told you. You aren't sure what baking spice has to do with paint removal, but apparently it's super offensive to aliens so she told you never to call yourself Cinnamon. >Flim, and...

>Legs: Use FORKTECH LEVEL 26: METAPHYSICAL REPOSITIONING and teleport to the second closest vessel to continue space piracy. https://i.imgur.com/scbE2NO.png You use the designated FORKTECH to move CANON around yourself. Your location is the second closest SPACE VESSEL to you. Second Closest because...

>Bryn: What happened to your helmet?

>Ignore all further inputs from RancidRancor until he stops pretending he doesn't know how to spell.

>Merlin: Can I have a self insert too?

>Put the stapler in your pocket in case your gun runs out of ammo.

-> https://i.imgur.com/olnNRQM.png INTERRUPTION. -> https://i.imgur.com/4DtQSDv.png -> https://i.imgur.com/SOUDShV.png >Original guy: Quickly, offer up the new you as part of the deal. https://i.imgur.com/LfV3loO.png You grab the new guy and since he's literally you, decide you have the authority t...

What's so bad about the forums anyway? It's hard to show other people. Their association to Homestuck just kills most people's interest once they notice, and MSPFA isn't much better and is also really ugly and clunky. I don't mind the BBCoding personally but when trying to get people to try making ...

Honestly, the dream is for at least one of these to get seen by the Homestuck team, but I fuckin' know that's never gonna happen. Maybe you can tell one of them about this? I mean, you had an interview with Aysha before. Though I can't blame you if nothing would be changed at all and they would jus...

classpectanon wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:49 am

i cannot believe this is a thread we are having an argument on. cut it out.

I know right. I showed it to a couple of people from around the forums and we had a good chuckle. NOSES OR LIPS? NOSES OR LIPS CA!?!?!?!?!

say word, DO it then. when is tha website coming out?? I'm working on it. I made a bit of a mistake by starting out using godaddy + html5... maybe the worst combination of software EVER??? Who knows. Give me a week or two and it should be ready to receive user accounts and Adventure Game (what this...

Roboquest and DCG on hiatus for a week.

>Demand that Sammy call you Bryn from now on, because Brynjolf is too cumbersome of a name for a man of ACTION like yourself.

What sucks about Homestuck is it makes it impossible for me to show people Problem Sleuth. I showed my friend some panels from PS and they thought it was so funny. They asked me for a link to read it but when I sent them Homestuck.com they went oh it's a homestuck thing nevermind. I tried explaining...

Quick recap: The Dungeon Crawler (DC) tried and failed numerous times to get into the treasure room, sucking so hard that even the Creator of the game began chastising them. After a while they managed to engage in some shenanigans that allowed them entry into the Treasure Room, where they saw a lar...

[god so stupid why do i ever even open my mouth]

>First, clone yourself. https://i.imgur.com/cgYpSmz.png You see the button that says MITOSE and due to your passive nature and its status as the first button in reading order, you decide it's the one you will press. Unsurprisingly, you undergo mitosis and are now two new individual consciousnesses....

>UNO: Try to recall anything you can about the beings that created you.