Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

ANITA: UTILIZE ANCIENT ESOTERIC BUDDHIST MANTRAS TO ALTER THE QUANTUM STATE OF YOUR ATOMS, SYNCHRONIZING YOU WITH NORMAL TIME

>BE ANITA HOARCE

You are Anita Hoarce, and you need a horse.

>SEEK THE STABLES

I always thought the implication was John's dad *was* the OG Harry Anderson, and I'm pretty disappointed that's not a more common theory.

How could I be so blind. I must return to my former daily regimen of printing out deviantart vore art of caliborn, putting it in a blender, and injecting it directly into my veins

The creator has returned

Personally, I don't think Hiveswap continuity needs to be rectified to fit in with Homestuck continuity neatly, nor do I think there's a real issue with Hiveswap taking a more serious approach to something that was never really serious in the first place. It's counterintuitive to a lot of our gut re...

You all lost the game

How could I forget Caliborn, I've seen too much vore art of him

This is the only caliborn thread that matters.

"in the books" is a turn of phrase, so "at some undetermined, but likely inevitable, time"

I think reading that much into a character's design is kind of obsessive. I did notice it, but it parsed in my brain as "Vrissy wears eyeliner". Besides, descendants aren't genetically identical to their ancestor. Their ancestor just donates the majority of their genetic material, there's still a me...

So commentary is out and can I just say: was not worth my money. I'm fine with talking about this because there is literally nothing told to us in this round of commentary. The commentary on the bonus update was good, but I guess it was written by an entirely different person. I would rather them ei...

I do think we have a retcon in the books. It seems to me like Hiveswap, Friendsim, Pesterquest, etc are making moves to be internally consistent with each other, but not necessarily the comic. And to an extent, that's to be expected, since the comic is laughably inconsistent with how lore works. I d...

Is it really a "problem" ? It's just not what Homestuck did. I smiled when I saw the picture. I chuckled when I saw "like a yoke". I don't see anything wrong with redundancy for the sake of a joke.

The best part about being Vriska is that no matter who is dating you, they are gay

I wish I was vaulted directly into the sun

Twad

I think there's also the fact that Alternia honestly pretty sparsely populated? Sollux was the only one who actually lived in a city, and even hiveswap is more suburban than urban. There seems to be plenty of space for however many kids are on Alternia, with space for a ton more. Considering both so...

well heck

storks are birds ye