Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

So Eridan is the next boi or the one after. Eridan i think they can use to give us a perspective of how fucked up mentally the Violet bloods are. Its like Tyzias says, everyone is fucked by alternia's system. Whether by oppression or expectations for cruelty. Fight over each other to survive and rem...

I really hope that Act 2 has a little more challenge to it. I'm not asking for a puzzle solver like Monkey Island but a few challenges would be very nice. I'm really excited for it's release and oh god on the mention of Hauntswitch I kind of wish they'd do it back and forth as well, but it's not ev...

Eh, in the Epilogues it clearly states that the characters do age? John gets older and older looking as the plot goes on. Vriska instantly recognizes Candy John as an old dude. It's possible that they regenerate to their age of becoming a god tier upon dying? I've heard that thrown around. But eith...

Eh, in the Epilogues it clearly states that the characters do age? John gets older and older looking as the plot goes on. Vriska instantly recognizes Candy John as an old dude. It's possible that they regenerate to their age of becoming a god tier upon dying? I've heard that thrown around. But eith...

seerofheart wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:50 am

You're all sleeping on Madame Crocker if you think epilogue Jane isn't a MILF. Don't you know the number one rule of thirsting after fictional characters is that the more evil they are, the sexier they get?

Would she count as a milf if it turns out she hasn't aged since she was Twenty?

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 20, 2019 3:18 am

how could peanut alergy be so powerful to literally surpass the heroic/death system

Not to mention presumably make him unable to resurrect again.

yes, technically you cannot be homosexual without a second sex. that's exactly my point and it's a really blatant oversight on aranea's part whether you want to blame it on hussie's vocabulary or whatever. combining this with aranea's bogus statements about cherub sex which again, are dismissed by ...

ok. so supposedly shes using scientific zoological vernacular to describe human reproduction, and yet uses the term "homosexual" to describe the reproduction of leprechauns? that doesn't strike you as totally inconsistent at all? beforus is decidedly not a SJW Dystopia planet. the dancestors wouldn...

only heterosexual cisgender relationships can make babies. aranea fails to see that some gay people are transgender. aranea's ignorance regarding gender theory is a running theme in her Infallible Light Player Science. she applies binary male and female concepts to cherubs, for example, even though...

If i remember correctly Cherubs don't play sburb normally. Aranea, who knows an alarmingly suspicious amount of lore, says as much. aranea knows general lore that doesn’t extend to every possible use case. see: ‘human reproduction is exclusively heterosexual’ and trying to force a retjune too soon ...

I think they are keeping what is call the Furthest meta, real world, separate from homestuck. Cause how the fuck would they implement that? Have a random twunk chase the what pumpkin crew across town with a cheap katana? I mean, why the fuck not that sounds amazing, and if Undertale can have an int...

Well, the Egbert peanut allergy didn't come up again for John, sure, but it did come up for Jake and Jane, so I dunno if that's it chief. I think it either existed all along and we didn't know about it or Dirk was already working to destroy anyone else who could control the narrative. See, I person...

Probably some kind of psuedo-carapacian Listen. LISTEN. LEND ME YOUR EARS https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/022/524/tumblr_o16n2kBlpX1ta3qyvo1_1280.jpg [on spoilers bc this is image heavy] The MSPAReader's physique is very similar to some people we've seen before. https://www.homestu...

Honestly, Clown/Elf/Pig/Weasel Dynamics seem like the best way to go, or a Squiddles Session staring Skipper Plumthroat. But who knows. Maybe they'll all be trees or based on a animal, vegetable, or mineral combined into one horrific mess that we'll learn to love. Just hopefully there will be new s...

I do think we'll be getting new aliens, it wouldn't make much sense to have at least part of the story occur on an alien planet without a new alien species involved. I do, however, highly doubt there will be cherubs on it. Cherubs were described by Aranea as "a species that was never meant to play ...

desu I just want to see them again sometime in Homestuck 2. I feel like they barely got enough time to explore them due to the whole war conflict going on between their parents.Anyways Vriska totally dyes her hair, but like only in highlights. Harry probably has curly blonde hair like his Mom. And ...

Probably some kind of psuedo-carapacian Scratch had engineered to do his bidding. Still weird how Scratches ultimate goal for his unknowing agent was to just.. make friends with a bunch of random alternian trolls. I guess we'll see how that works out. MSPA Reader is definitely free from his grasp n...

I share Flame_Warp's perspective here: MSPAReader is an audience stand-in who's developed their own feelings and traits over time, by actually interacting with the story vs just reading it. I don't really think it'd make sense if they were anyone else, and I also think if they were a "real" charact...

I always imagined shadow droppers as kind of like, necromantic biological machines powered by the sun. We know rustbloods have some limited ghost-summoning ability, so I always imagined that powerful rustbloods could become or even create and control shadowdroppers. Imagine a shambling, rotting psy...

I think they're definitely the "Character stand-in who decided to become a person" side of things, myself. They've always had a character, but it's been becoming even more of an element in PQ, where they're actually like. Gaining their own emotions and shit. No clue how they came to be-wouldn't sur...