Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/118.png ... Yeah, you don't think you'll be able to clean all these holes in the walls. Aaand there's more blood in the room through this one. Hoo boy. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/119.png Huh. ...

You open the door and exit the janitorial closet.
Oh...
Oh god...
What the fuck HAPPENED out here????
and more importantly,
are you going to have to clean this up?????
Oh, the horror.

You equip the MOP, a trusty tool that EVERY janitor needs.


You guess you'll take the WUNDERLUBE too.

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/113.png You go to drink the cleaning liquid on the shelf, which is really the only real thing in here aside from you and the mop, when you notice that it is NOT ACTUALLY CLEANING LIQUID. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252...

You attempt to take one of the spray bottles, but unfortunately this janitor locker is only a cardboard cutout. Nothing here is actually real, leaving you to stroke longingly at the cleaning apparatus.
:,(

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/108.gif https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/109.gif OH FUCK!!! https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/110.gif https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Pan...

https://mspfa.com/?s=35022&p=1
Don't have much so far, but there's a short comic about the origins of a future character, Abhorrent Benefactor / AB / Absolute Bastard.
Also if I see anyone being horny over him I'm cancelling this entire comic and no one will ever know how it would've ended.

Oh fuck.

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/104.png https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/105.gif You cautiously move around the side of the container and come to the opening. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/106....

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/100.gif https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/101.gif https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/102.gif https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/103.png...

You arrive in STORAGE. Looks like the power's out for some reason.

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/94.png To get to the SECONDARY CAFETERIA, you'll have to make your way through STORAGE to get to the ELEVATOR. So you head over to the entrance to Storage. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/95.png ht...

you NEED yoru FUCKIGN nmCOFFEENOw GIVEITGIVEITGIVEITGIVEITGIVEIT

But it was April Fools. And the joke is that you are going to suffer. No coffee for you.
Ha. Ha Ha. Ha.

The door to the cafeteria is locked.

...

Fuck.

Rib machine broke.

Whatever it is, it definitely used to be human. Your guess is that the person themself wasn't an anomaly, but was affected by one and as such their body took on drastic transformations and killed them in the process.

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/86.png https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/87.gif Dead is what it is. You actually studied this anomaly a few months back, though. Just some cliche goo parasite from space that wants to end all human l...

You inspect your SKILL ROOTS and find that you've achieved the SELF DEFENSE skill, which adds 1 SURVIVAL POINT to the SKILL GAUGE.

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/81.gif https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/82.png https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/83.png https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/84.gif You...

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/78.gif Suddenly some guy with a gun and flavorless jelly from the cafeteria on his head comes crashing into your office. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/79.png He gets closer and starts waving the ...