Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Ok. You absorb Darryl into your body mass, which adds something to your meat sack. Not meat though. You don't know what the hell that is.

You got MYSTERIOUS ORB.

Oh, that sure sounds like it's troubling you Darryl!! Luckily, you know just the thing to fix it!!!

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/144.gif You examine Darryl, who by this point is just laying on the floor pathetically. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/145.png What's that, Darryl? You have something to say? Speak up, don't be sh...

You gladly proceed to beat the shit out of Darryl.

Something something, you're not mad, just disappointed, etc. etc. Honestly, you don't care much about scolding him.

I can't believe I've finally given KGTAC a second opinion. I especially can't believe I liked it so much. I've been given the runaround. It has soul. It has charm. It has the long earnest discussion of controversial choices. It has egregious amounts of property damage. The convention-goers get very...

HM isn't a boy. It's a genderless amorphous mass of flesh. But you give them a pat anyway, for helping you out of Darryl's influence.
You know, Darryl's kind of a prick.

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/139.png You proceed to go into an ABSOLUTE BATSHIT CRAZY RAGE!! WHO THE FUCK IS DARRYL??? COLLEGE???? YOU'RE A FUCKING ANOMALY, YOU NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/140.gif Yo...

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/138.gif You did. Now you're in this room, where Darryl is kept. Darryl is an old friend of you and HM's, back from college. Darryl likes it in that tube. Darryl thinks you should get closer, and honestly you agree that you should do...

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/137.png heeheehee, this is stupid! Or, it would be stupid, if it was something that you actually decided to do. But it's so ridiculous, that the thought doesn't even cross your himbo mind. Anyway. Let's go see what Hulking Mass and ...

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/134.gif You bump against your best friend caringly. He turns his eyes away from the grim sight, instead looking down at you with what you can only guess is gratefulness. He understands how much you care, you're sure of it. https://p...

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/131.gif You cannot open the door to the DOOR CONTROLS, as it is locked. You'll need a KEYCARD to get in, although looking around the corner you guess you don't really need to get in anyway, cause that big metal door is stuck open a ...

...
Nothing happens. You fail to "trip the balls" whatever that means. You've never even heard of that saying. Is it something to do with sports or something? Hell if you know.

aww SHIET here we go [strik]aag[/stri
agian

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/127.png You decide to check out the weird-looking plum jelly stuff on the floor, while that little robotic bucket on wheels heads over to the elevator at the end of the hall. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darksha...

You decide to take the lead!! You will protect your new friend, and make sure it's safe up ahead.

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/125.png Huh? What? You're a sentient bucket, not some kind of sticker machine. Anyway. This hallway sure is pretty long. Sure are a lot of doors here to explore. Is that an elevator at the end there? That could be you and your new f...

You fail to be the hat because the hat DOES NOT THINK and IS NOT A SENTIENT BEING.

BUCKET: ...
CJ: ...
BUCKET: ...
CJ: ...


Alas, you cannot do it. As well as having STAGE FRIGHT, being a bucket means that you CANNOT SPEAK.

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/122.png You are now CJ again. That bucket kind of just rolled out of that room by itself, on the wheels on the bottom. You guess it's robotically controlled to follow you and help you with janitorial stuff? Cool. What you don't know...