Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

...Looks industrial. You guess this is some kind of boiler area or something???????

Right. Now we can get back to CJ and Bucket.

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/180.png You disregard any commands because we are now briefly returning to Doc and the Abhorrent Benefactor (Absolute Bastard) because, let's be real, we're missing out on some important shit here. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff5...

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/176.gif https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/177.png https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/178.png https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/179.png...

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/171.png https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/172.png DOC: What's the catch? And don't even fucking Think of telling me there isn't one. AB: Well of course there's a catch, but what would be the fun in t...

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:49 pm

because theres a thing called jokes its amazing you should go check it out

bruh moment

EDIT: dammit it wouldve been hilarious if bruh autocorrected to something too

sillyConformist wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:43 pm

deadlyAdder wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:22 pm

What autocorrects to senpai?????????

F.a.m (without the dots) is what autocorrects to senpai.

Why?

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/167.png DOC: What do you want? AB: It's not about what I want, it's about what you want. DOC: Right. Of Course. AB: Look, Georgia, you've been stuck in this dead-end job surrounded by people with vastly inferior intelligence for alm...

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 12, 2020 3:20 am

deadlyAdder wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:22 pm

What autocorrects to senpai?????????

senpai

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What autocorrects to senpai?????????

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/164.png You've got a vast majority of documents memorized, so you know what the fuck this guy's deal is. DOC: First of all, Fuck You. DOC: Second of all, you can stop with the whole "Everything is Fine" bullshit, because I know for ...

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/161.png You cannot be CJ because CJ is busy being DR. GUN. So you be her instead. You have finally made it to the second cafeteria. All the budget went into this room, so maybe you could relax for a few moments while you're at it. M...

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/157.png You examine the document on the small pedestal here. So you guess these things just remain the same brightness regardless of surrounding light level or something? Huh. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darksh...

You enter the next room. Looks like it's another anomaly containment cell, although this one has less security than the two of you's old cells, by which you mean it was only locked.

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/153.gif Now THERE'S an idea you can REALLY get behind. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/154.gif You rush up to the door and start smashing, startling SA a little. https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54...

You grab the nearest GLASS SHARD and start shoving it into the doorframe. Maybe if you keep this up for half an hour, it'll open!

PilotBlackSmith wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:30 pm

stacey feet reveal when

i am going to tear your head off with my bare hands.

Cole wrote: ↑

Sun May 31, 2020 9:48 pm

snip

It's really interesting to read you yourself talking about this. When first reading I felt as though it was some kind of spiteful thing but now seeing the character analysis it once again assures me that you are a good writer. Phew!

You attempt to open the door on the right, but something seems to be jamming the door closed. Maybe if you could shove something sharp down the side near the doorknob, you could force it open.

https://pipe.miroware.io/5c0b0dff54ec4a053252df91/Darkshade/Panels/149.gif You fail to puke out the orb because it has already assimilated into your body mass. It, like the rest of your body, can now only be removed by outside force. This will likely have repercussions in the future at some point. ...