Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Your name is Mike M.

>Clean your trailer before doing anything else :cal: https://i.imgur.com/lyyfkMF.png Mucky Patches might be an irredeemable malefactor but that is no excuse for being impolite. Nevermind when you tried to hammer his door down, that was before you got drunk. You've grown since then. You tidy up the ...

I don't know but one time I accidentally texted "hoe's life" instead of "how's life" to this person I was dating

they didn't take it well. We are no longer dating

>Put it against the door, hurry! https://i.imgur.com/6me9wVn.png Oh yeah! shit oh, I uh wait fuck okay. here, here we, here we go. WAIT, oh FUCK! You are SO drunk. The room is spinning like pizza dough in the hands of an Italian Chef aggressively showing how to correctly spin and toss to a clueless...

>Fill the toolboks with TNT to make an improvised shaped charge https://i.imgur.com/6z5xQnZ.png okay. Yeah. You're really, really drunk. Never in your long, complex relationship with alcool have you EVER done something this MONUMENTALLY asinine. but hey, that's probably just the TRIPLE X talkin. yo...

shoot to the beat of the chorus from Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees

>drink that bottle of liquor for insperation https://i.imgur.com/9yvX9dn.png Pretty nice of ol' Muck-o to leave you a bottle of the family's favorite TRIPLE X ALCOOL You have always felt that your creative cycle was dependent on sustained drunkeness... so you down the whole thing By taking the bott...

>go right

>hide him in the chest
>leave through the door

>Check who the author of the book is. They deserve your kudos for writing such a compelling book https://i.imgur.com/acpIzUu.png gAH! this HORRIBLE STACK OF CRAP WAS WRITTEN BY YOUR GRANDFATHER MUCKY PATCHES!!! DAMN YOU MUCKY! DAMN YOU! the ending left some things to be desired anyway, what a hack!...

>Open the book https://i.imgur.com/eFYrr2Q.png such a moving read. The author of this book explores lots of the real nitty gritty vulgarities of life. The Grotesque, expressed, with such depth that it could make a grown man cry. Trauma, oh, sweet trauma, how you mirror bliss brings a tear to Dusty'...

Open the toolboks https://i.imgur.com/9Z0QWvI.png good idea! hopefully whoever owns this has a better grasp of tools than they do of the English language... https://i.imgur.com/8u9bazY.png hmmm, seems like the standard array of Toolbocks neccesities. Solderers, pliers, The Detonator tm , a hammer, ...

>post a recap of what's happened so far bc this thing is ten pages

>Robot use your detectors to sense where your body is, arms, legs, torso... etc. Establish bluetooth connection and begin iron-man-ing right there

>Dusty Roads https://i.imgur.com/BzBzodi.png Ah yes now you remember. you are Dusty Roads named after your father, Dirty Paths who was named after his father, Mucky Patches... but we don't talk about HIM! Anyway, Dusty, seems you're in quite the predicament! All this name excitement has distracted ...

You wake up inside a uhhh, trailer? maybe? wherever you are it is fucking hot in here, like several heat lines hotter than you'd prefer it to be. speaking of you, and what you'd prefer. what is your name?