Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

I can't make this any worse for you. Starbucks allredy sucks

>wonder who TED is and why he likes to talk so much

MorganMustDie wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:23 am

hey guys im waiting for my minecraft skeleton spawner to fill up and postin on the thread in the meantime wahts up with you

Looks like we have a EPIC GAMMER in the thread

>HM: run to the end of the hallway and bust through the wall like the Coolaid man

Your Mother is a valid kid name

Roxy wrote: ↑

Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:40 pm

I personally will not go to hell. RIP to all you sinners but I'm different

Oh yes your EXTREMELY special

Your all going to hell, goodbye

How likely are you to go offstage?

On a scale of FNAF to your mom......

Yes I just want to confirm that I'm fine with bard being my characters class

I combine the SICKLE the COMMUNIST FLAG and a TOY LIGHTSABER

I look appon the CODPIECE CLONE in disgust. Then I realize that If I don't do anything to distinguish us people will begin to think that I'm like that hethin! So I dawn a tie and become BUREAUCRATIC and I use my new powers of BUREAUCRACY and REGULATION to set the minimum damage for attacks against t...

WV: fondly reagard your method of TYRANT killing

>Containment breach alarm: go off

Name: Jacob Hansen Gender: male Pesterchum Name: FauxGene Symbol: a bubbling potion Height: 5'2 Text Colour: #8FBCF8 Birthday: Febuary 2 Age: 14 Guardian: Reed Hansen (uncle) Physical description: he has brushed flat raven black hair with his bangs brushed over his forehead with the tips of his bang...

Sudenly I dawn the legendary CODPIECE and start teleporting around and shoveling it in the wall guards face to distract them. After a few seconds of this shenanigans the CODPIECE wearing me turns out to have been just an illusion as the real me was busy setting up C4 all along the wall.how did I set...